They Won’t Let White Chocolate Back In The League
Back when we heard JWill aka White Chocolate was retiring we were heart broken and wrote and very lovely post announcing his retirement. And now he is over here trying to come unretire like Jordan, but a rule in the the NBA Bible states “players wishing to return from the voluntary retirement list need unanimous approval from all 30 teams to avoid a one-year mandatory waiting period“.
So the teams voted and the final tally was, 24-6. What?! We demand a recount. Six teams could not have wanted one of the sickest white boys since Pistol Pete to not come back. The NBA just don’t want the white man to shine. Trying to keep the white man down. Thats okay though, he will be back next year.