Tim Lincecum Caught With Shady Eighter In Whip

Welp, we know Tim Lincecum’s got 5 on it. The 2008 NL Cy Young Award winner was busted with a pipe and 3.3 grams of the sweet cheeba, and will likely give his Doe Doe man a strong tounge-lashing for pinching from the bag. In some parts of the country that .2 can be the difference between a bullet and a handshake. Lincecum was speeding down the I-5 and after being pulled over an officer caught a whiff off what was most likely some B.C. (British Columbia) flavor considering he was in Washington.

Lincecum, who is originally from Bellevue, copped a plea with Clark County officials and will only have to pay a fine for possession of the pipe, as well as the speeding ticket. Lukcy for Tim, Washington is a “Green Purple” State so getting busted with weed really isn’t that big of a deal. Since Lincecum was traveling with a quantity deemed small enough for personal use, and he is a first time offender, he will not face a drug possession charge.

Lincecum will most likely be punished next season for this transgression with some type of suspension. Hopefully he has learned a valuable lesson about baking and driving….always obey the speed limit.

Michael Beasley Goes To Rehab Over A TwitPic…

The rumor around the league is that our knig Mike Beasley is laid up somewhere in a Houston rehabilitation hospital, and all because of a TwitPic. It all went down on Friday when he posted this picture of his new tattoo on his Twitter and Mediafakeout started the story that there was a bag of weed in the background.

And since we don’t (f)uck with any story they post, we didn’t pay it no mind, but the other squares ran with it like Devin Hester with a punt..really, all this over an empty bag?! Do you really think someone in the League is really buying alittle ass dime sacks of weed? If they’re smoking, they’re smoking the packages that come in turkey bags.

So now after Beasley tweeted FTW and closed his Twitter account, someone in the Miami Heat front office thought it would be the right time for him “to address possible substance and psychological issues” with John Lucas…a damn shame.

Stephon Marbury Adresses Smoking Weed…

You have got to give it up to Steph on this one, smoking weed in front of the camera and then saying there is nothing wrong with it…legendary. He is the first athlete to really standup and support weed smoking. And what is going to happen to him?… Nothing. But he’s out of the league and he probably won’t be coming back now.

Text From Last Night: Smoking Weed W/ Joakim Noah

The site, Texts From Last Night, has become an internet sensation kinda like JerseyChaser.com. There are some crazy texts on there from random people just talking about the crazy ‘ish that happens once the sun goes down and the freaks come out… very entertaining stuff.

Well we were on there the other day just browsing and look what text we just happened to come by…LOL! Now that is a legendary night and a great text. This ‘ish is way better than Twitter.

Anyone But Him…Mr Hudson ft. Kanye

Breaking News: Lou Piniella Smoked Dope Only Once

So you know word just got around that Cubs catcher Geovany Soto tested positive for weed during the WBC. Well now you have Lou Piniella coming to his player’s rescue, saying that: he’s “smoked dope one time in [his] life”, but didn’t like it so he never smoked it again. Yeah…One time Lou, who are you kidding?

You look like the type that used to be the king of the bong-rip back in the day. He’s an old head so he was growing up in the 60’s and 70’s with all the hippies, so you know everyone was chiefing…including him.

And he’s saying he only tried it once… we believe him just about as much as when a man that said he could turn a hoe into a housewife.

Geovany Soto Banned Two Years For Smoking Weed…

So our knig Geovany Soto, the reigning NL Rookie of the Year, likes to smoke the sweet cheeba. Just like Josh Howard, he didn’t see nothing wrong with hitting the bong instead of a baseball during the offseason. It’s just too bad he was playing in the World Baseball Classic and failed a test.

And even though weed doesn’t help out your batting average like steroids, he is still being suspended for two years from international competition. Sad when you can still pull up a pic of Phelps ripping the bong right now and he was back in the pool before he even came down from his high.

At least the MLB and the Cubs aren’t giving Soto any punishment…

Mountain Bike Champ Caught With 400 Lbs Of Weed..

This lady, Missy Giove, is the real life Ganja Queen. She got caught riding dirtier than a portapotty at a construction site yesterday…trying to drive take a truck with 200 pounds of weed in it through New York.

And the triv part is once they arrested her, they searched her crib and found 150 more pounds of weed and over $1 milli in cash stashed in what must have been one big ass walk in closet. Now that is one house we wish we could have went to a party at.

Now those of you who are squares might remember her for winning the mountain biking downhill world championship in ‘94 and ‘99-01. But, to most she will always be remembered as the Ganja Queen of Sports.

DMiles Is A Cronic Smoker…

Darius Miles got arrested for weed yet again. This time he was back home in the STL, when the cops pulled him over for a DWB or not using a turning signal.

He only got a ticket then, but since he had a suspended license they took his whip to the impound and that’s when they found his weed stash.

It was less than 2.5 grams so he was out of jail in no time. The thing that sucks though is this is strike two under the NBA’s Anti-Drug Program, which means he has to go back in it so he can address his problem.

And you know he barely got picked up last season and now that he’s been caught with weed teams aren’t going to touch him.