Does This Guy Like Kimbo Slice?

This dude was just a little too thirsty for Kimbo Slice during his UFC 113 bout against former NFL lineman Matt Mitrione. Kimbo didn’t have nearly as much intensity, getting beat like the meat of an inmate in isolation.

Video of Kimbo getting served with a cherry on top after the jump…
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Locked Up: Ortiz Busted For Pounding Porn Star Boo

Tis tough for former UFC Legend Tito Ortiz, who was arrested Monday morning at his Huntington Beach residence after his longtime Boo and Baby Mama Jenna Jameson called them people on him, claiming domestic assault. Ortiz was spotted by those ever-present TMZ cameras getting casually escorted to a police cruiser with a jacket covering the handcuffs around his wrist’s. Later on a visibly shaken Jameson was spotted leaving the house with her Father, but stopped and chatted with the TMZ camera guy, telling him that she planned on pressing charges on Ortiz.

After getting released from jail Ortiz, accompanied by his lawyer, addressed the media, claiming he didn’t stomp down on his Boo, but instead was trying to stop her from a nasty drug addiction to pain killers. Regardless of what really happened, the situation doesn’t look good for Ortiz, especially considering that he use to earn a solid living beating people up.

Video of Ortiz getting arrested and his press conference Monday night denying Jameson’s domestic violence claims after the jump…

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Kimbo Slice Serves In UFC Heavyweight Bout

Kimbo Slice showed much improvement, especially with his notoriously sloppy ground game, to win a unanimous decision against fellow heavyweight Houston Alexander. Alexander was scary in the first round and tried to dance around Slice, which made for some boring television. The fight picked up in the 2nd and 3rd round and Slice showed his critics that he’s ready for another real fight.

Roy “Big Country” Nelson Busts Kimbo Slice’s Azz

ROUND 1

Spike TV has got a hit with this one. The UFC’s Ultimate Fighter is one of the best shows on television. Every week you get to see elite athletes enter the octagon and do work against each other. When internet sensation Kimbo Slice joined the mixed, all eyes were focused on his eventual meeting with Roy “Big Country” Nelson. Most people thought that Kimbo, coached by the legend Rampage Jackson, would dominate this dude but that wasn’t the case. Nelson used his sizable weight advantage to get a TKO, but Kimbo was still decently coherent after the onslaught.

Nelson pretty much controlled the whole situation during the fight. Kimbo got saved by the bell in the 1st round after Nelson delivered a slew of weak blows to his dome. Slice showed a little bit of heart in the 2nd round, trying to deliver a few unsuccesful one-hitter quitter. But once Nelson got Kimbo on the mat and locked him up in a crucifix position, its was over. Nelson delivered about 20 more dome shots forcing the ref to stop the fight with 2:59 remaining. Big Roy is a beast and Kimbo has a lot to learn, but he is getting there.

ROUND 2

Rampage Jackson Chunking The Deuces

Rampage Jackson claims that he is done busting dude’s monkey asses, announcing his retirement from MMA. The former UFC light heavyweight champion will to try to focus more on his acting career, which includes his appearance as B.A. Baracus, the role made legendary by the fool-pitying Mr. T, in the new “A-Team ” movie. The film is scheduled to be released in 2010. Jackson had this to say on his website:

I’m hanging it up. I’m gonna miss all my loyal fans but hopefully they’ll follow me to my new career & I will gain more loyal fans along the way. … I still feel the UFC is a great organization and I felt like I was very loyal to them but they didn’t respect my loyalty but I wish the UFC the best. I did a lot of things for them. I wish no bad blood between us but I have kids & a family back in Memphis to provide for & thats all that matters to me!

As you probably already know, Rampage is one of the most legendary dudes of all time and we will miss him. Some of his greatest highlights after the jump.

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Herschel Walker Wants You To Kiss His Converse

Herschel Walker may be an old head (he was a dominant force in Tecmo Bowl), but the former NFL legend has some heart. The 47 year old decided to sign a multi-fight contract with Mixed Martial Arts group Strikeforce, which is something like the UFC. Walker is very knowledgeable in hand-to-hand combat and while he may not know karazy, he does know some karate (hopefully more than Dirk Diggler).

Walker will begin training soon and we are hoping that he doesn’t go out like Johnnie Morton, but all signs point to him taking an ass-whooping when he does step into the ring. Considering that Strikeforce has a contract with CBS, we are praying that Gus Johnson gets to call the fight.

NFL Players Fighting UFC…Ultimate Fighter 10

This ain’t any of the UFC dudes getting their ass whooped up there, that’s Abe Wagner vs John Madsen…but one of them dudes got their head busted to the white meat. Blood goes everywhere, so if your weak stomached don’t watch.

But this is the 10th season of Ultimate Fighter and the first time they are having it with heavyweights. And this season that got three ex-NFLer’s trying to make it big: Matt Mitrione (DT Giants), Wes Shivers (OG Falcons), and Marcus Jones (DE Bucs). So if want to tune in every Wednesday for them at least do it to see Kimbo Slice.

UFC Octagon Girl Arianny Celeste Twitpics…

Here goes UFC Octagon Girl Arianny Celeste and you need to be following her on Twitter. Not to see what she’s talking about, but so you can get the Twitpics that she posts all the time like the one’s below. @ariannyceleste You’re welcome :-)