K-Love Says Madsen Will Mash Cakes…Someday

We caught up with K-Love at the legendary Pump Charity Event at the Beverly Hilton this past week. K-Love touched on several things, like the additions of the high-flying Ryan Hollins and the ridiculous rookie Johnny Flynn to the Timberwolves’ squad. He also talks about Ricky Rubio’s status.

K-Love also touches on former teammate “Mad Dog” Mark Madsen, who isn’t planning on mashing any cakes until marriage….truly classic!

The Number 3 Rookie In The Leauge…

So everyone knows the Rookie of the year is down to two people, Derrick Rose and OJ “The Juiceman” Mayo. But, you got to show K-Love some Love. The dude is averaging damn near a double dubs right now at 10 points and 9 rebounds a game, but he didn’t even make the rookie vs sophomore All-Star game.

He has been balling out of control ever since Big Al Jefferson went down with the knee injury. We’ll see if he can finish the year at 10 and 10, which would be an amazing accomplishment. His numbers are very similar to Al Horford’s of the Atlanta Hawks and everyone is saying he’s the next Charles Barkley.

So why no love for KLove…because’s he’s white?

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Boo’s And Their Bling…

Instead of a “Who’s Beating” post we decided to see if you know which one of these athlete wifey’s wears which of the rings above because we all know marrying an athlete means their girl gets their very own championship ring bling.

First up we have Adriana Lima who’s man is Marko Jaric of the Minnesota Timberwolevs. Then of course we have Kobe’s piece, Vanessa or as we like to call her “the poor mans Kim Kardashian.” Next up we have Kendra Wilkinson, Hugh Hefner’s old beat ups and now Hank Baskett from the Philadelphia Eagles fiancee. And last but definitely not least Mrs. Tony Parker, Eva Longoria.

So see which boo is wearing which ring below (1-4, left to right)….

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Breaking News: Adriana Lima No Longer A Virgin

The girl who we would follow into the depths of hell, Adriana Lima (who is unofficially the baddest chick in the game), is now married. Bummer. Marko Jaric, who sucks so much we do not even know what team he plays for, is the lucky bastard that married her a couple of weeks ago on Valentines Day.

But, we won’t hate. Instead we will congratulate because he is the first man to ever have sex with this living goddess. Lima who has been quoted as saying that she was a “virgin” and “will not have sex until she is married”, ended up having a quickie wedding somewhere in Wyoming instead of this summer as planned.

It looks like someone could not wait months to rock and knock boots all night long. Damn you Marko! That means he had all of All-Star Weekend….we don’t even want to think about it anymore.

NBA Chase: Game Winners and Buzzerbeaters

Hawks 103 – Rockets 100: All we have to say is Mike Bibby. The man who once made Sacramento cracking is putting on the Hawks. You know he done done something nice when he does “The Dance”. Tied at 100 a piece he finished them with a 3. Peace up A Town down.

Spurs 108 – 76er’s 106: Some might say this game had a better buzzer beater than the Atlanta game. Tony Parker, offensive rebound, floater from 10, over two dudes, right as the buzzer went off. Yeah, it was legendary. It takes the Spurs to 22-11, right in the chase.

Heat 101 – Nets 96 (OT): DWade is nice. Although he did doink a dunk bac to half court, he have 2 big blocks on Vince and Brook Lopez. Yeah he is 7 feet and Wade is only 6′2. This is one of those blocks that just make you say damnnnnnnn!

More scores and highlights below….

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In The Face: Height Ain’t Nothing But A Number

Starring Al Jefferson as RKelly and Yao Ming as a girl under 18

Dunk Score: 10

Damn Yao you got violated. It should be illegal for anyone this short to dunk on you. But, we guess height ain’t nothing, but a number and In The Face ain’t nothing, but a thing. O and we got the tape Al Jefferson, you nasty man. One more In The Face on Yao and we will have toget an interview with him asking him how it feels to be the next Shawn Bradley.

GoodBye To Someone Named Randy Wittman

It is not like we ever knew who you were Randy Wittman, this is what makes saying goodbye that much easier. Leading the TWolves to a 4-15 start, it was about time for you to get the hell out of Dodge. For your crappy record please allow the door to hit you where the sun don’t shine on your way out. Thank you.

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In The Face: Can You Feel The Love?

Starring T-Wolves rookie Kevin Love as a pigeon and Nets forward Vince Carter as a park bench.

DUNK SCORE: 8.5

How often do you get to see Vince Carter, aka The King of the Shit-On, on the opposite end of a vicious bang? Coupled with the fact that Kevin Love isn’t even old enough to purchase a 40 ounce (of beer, not 10 off the Shaun Ellis special), this is truly an embarrassing moment.

Hey Mark Jackson, don’t you think its about time you let the young fella out of the luggage compartment and let him ride shotgun in the ESPN Bang Bus?

Somebody wipe that turd off of Vinsanity’s face.