Ocho Cinco Takes Fans Out To Lunch
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December 1, 2009

If you follow Chad Ochocinco’s Twitter, then you know the Legend loves bouncing to Miami on off days during the season, to kick it with his family. Whenever Ocho Cinco is back in the MIA, he routinely hits up David’s Cafe to get his grub on, but not pig out. Monday Ocho Cinco urged some of his followers to meet him at David’s at 1pm for a free meal. He managed to snap this photo of the event and continues to be heavy in the streets like a 7 series beamer man.
Shocker: Larry Johnson Going On Hiatus For A While
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October 28, 2009

In response to Larry Johnson’s recent outburst that Chiefs brass felt was conduct detrimental, Johnson and the team have decided to go their separate way for a while. The team and NFL are investigating Johnson’s recent “fag” comments towards one of his followers on Twitter. The President of GLAAD has already released a statement condemning LJ’s actions but considering that he is “caking” (stacking chips not boo-loving) Johnson probably isn’t tripping. This isn’t the first time he has butted heads with the organization and it probably won’t be the last. The Chiefs will try to move the struggling running back in the offseason, but demand might not be that high.
The Chiefs released the following statement:
The Kansas City Chiefs and the National Football League are continuing to investigate the alleged comments made by Larry Johnson. Until that review is complete, the Chiefs have instructed Larry to refrain from practicing with the Chiefs or participating in other team activities. A decision regarding Larry’s status will be made once the investigation has concluded.
Larry Johnson also released a statement:
First of all, I want to apologize to the fans of the Kansas City Chiefs and the rest of the NFL, Commissioner Goodell, the Chiefs organization, Coach Todd Haley, his staff, and my teammates for the words I used yesterday. I regret my actions. The words were used by me in frustration, and they were not appropriate. I did not intend to offend anyone, but that is no excuse for what I said.
I also want to apologize to all the kids who view athletes as role models. I was not a good role model yesterday and hopefully I can become a better role model. We all make mistakes, and the challenge is to learn from them. I will do my best to learn from this one as I move toward becoming a better person, teammate, and member of the Kansas City Chiefs team and community.
tags: Chiefs, Larry Johnson, Scott Pioli, Suspended, Todd Haley, Twitter
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WTF! Larry Johnson Clowns Coach, Gets In Twitter War
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October 26, 2009

After suffering another embarrassing loss against the division rival Chargers, Chiefs running back Larry Johnson decided to use everyone’s favorite social media outlet to speak his mind. LJ took a few shots at first-year head coach Todd Haley, who only has one win this entire season, including the meaningless preseason where even the Lions and Rams get W’s.
Haley’s had a reputation for not being well received by his team’s superstars, getting into heated arguments with players during his career (see T.O. and Anquan Boldin). It appears that Johnson has joined the list of dudes who aren’t rolling with the supposed offensive mastermind. Frustrated after another disappointing game in which he carried the ball 16 times for 49 yards, Johnson took to twitter to compare the credentials of his father Larry Sr., who is currently the defensive line coach at Penn State, to that of Todd Haley.
To add further insult Johnson attacks Haley’s questionable past as a former golfer and golf coach, before he decided to holler at football. This is something that Haley doesn’t talk about often, either because he’s too embarrassed or cause he’s trying to hustle all the other coaches on the links during the offseason and wants to keep it on the low.
Johnson is surely going to catch some heat for these tweets, but what’s more interesting is the War that he engaged in with random people on twitter, going back and forth trading verbal insults to those that have made comments to him about his candid comments on the Chiefs coaching situation. LJ goes so far as to tweet that one of the dudes has a “fag pic” and also refers to him as a “Christopher street boy” (Eastcoast thing) which can only mean his tank is sugary like Roy Munson’s.
LJ’s agent tried to do a little damage control on the situation saying that Johnson was not bashing Haley but instead praising his dad. But “we don’t believe you, you need more people.” Either way someone needs to talk some sense into the former pro bowler before this goes too far.
Check out LJ’s Twitter War after the jump…
tags: Chiefs, Larry Johnson, Todd Haley, Twitter
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Ocho Cinco To Launch Own News Network
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October 25, 2009
In his ongoing battle to become the social networking king, Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco is teaming up with Motorola to launch what he is calling the OCNN or Ocho Cinco News Network. Tired of relying on other media outlets to report NFL news, Ochocinco will take on the responsibilities of a field reporter and use his extensive network of players and coaches to try and drop dimes before ESPN and other major networks do.
The OCNN is suppose to rely heavily on Twitter to break the news but odds are this new initiative by the world’s most interesting footballer will probably falter sooner than later as league coaches and executives try to stomp down on it. But for now we shall wait and see if Ocho Cinco can ruffle a few feathers and actually start breaking stories ahead of his mainstream counterparts. We are eagerly awaitng the day when the ESPN ticker has to attribute a breaking story to Ocho Cinco, it will be legendary to say the least.
tags: Bengals, chad ochocinco, ocho cinco, OCNN, Twitter
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Tila Tequila Might Be Crazy, Deranged!
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October 6, 2009
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Tila Tequila may be out her gotdamn mind, after getting into an altercation with her boo Shawne Merriman last month in which “Lights Out” was arrested but never charged with assault, the former reality star is back at it again. On Monday, Tila began posting a bunch of suicidal tweets on her twitter account, saying such things as:
-Dont be afraid of death as death is highly misunderstood. Death is very peaceful, serene, and welcoming for me. I have long awaited this.
-We all have to go at some point in time, but my time is soon, so i can finally rest my mind. 2 more weeks and then we shall say goodbye.
- I will give u two more weeks, but after that i shall be leaving. 2 more weeks until u weep for my life that has finally ended
-I am not depressed or unhappy! My life is amazing. It’s not about that though! Like I said, God spoke to me and told me I am needed up there.
Tequila has been known in the past to post things just to created a stir. But seeing as none of us would mash those cakes anyway, we aren’t really tripping that much either way.
tags: Shawne Merriman, Suicide, Tila Tequila, Twitter
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BYD: Stafon Johnson Tweets During USC Win
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October 4, 2009
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tags: Accident, Cal, Dorsey High, Stafon Johnson, Twitter, USC, Weightlifting
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Stafon Johnson Doing Better, Tweets After Surgery
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October 1, 2009
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After more than 7 hours of surgery Monday to repair damages to his throat incurred during a freak weightlifting accident, Stafon Johnson is in much better spirits. He is still stuck in the hospital, where his head and neck are stabilized so he can’t move as he recovers. We are looking forward to the day when he can get back out on the field and continue doing his thing.






