Inside The Cowboys Locker Room With Marty B

You know Cowboys tight end Martellus Bennett is a burgeoning legend, when he isn’t on the field trying to keep it “high and tight,” he puts up some solid video content with his Youtube channel MartyBTV. Some of his videos, mainly the one with him and his brother having a fried chicken eating contest, have gained some negative attention but as we all know it doesn’t matter if it’s funny. Here Bennett takes us inside the Cowboys locker room right after their win against the Eagles. The dudes are getting pretty crunk following the victory.

Check out the Cowboys players and staff doing a poor man’s rendition of the “I Got A Feeling” LipDubs that have been littering the internet after the jump.

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The Legend Of Keith Brooking Continues

After building a phenomenon from the ground up, Cowboys linebacker Keith Brooking has become the main pregame attraction, with his now famous speech gaining the attention of the entire team and broadcasting network alike. Brooking looks like the definition of a meathead, but has been a huge inspiration on the Cowboys this season and one of the reasons that their defense has been so successful as of late.

Even though Brooking didn’t bring it like he normally does, which is sad considering this is the playoffs, he still manages to put on a good show, even with a shitty NBC cameraman struggling to get the shot.

Video of Brookings pregame speech from the field and the nosebleeds after the jump…

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DeMarcus Ware Serves Saints With Shady Neck

While most of the media is quick to praise Tony Romo’s performance in the Cowboys win against the Saints at the Superdome Saturday night, the real player of the game was none other than DeMarcus Ware. Just one week after being carted off the field with what appeared to be a devastating neck inury, Ware dominated the Saints to the tune of 2 sacks and 2 forced fumbles, including the game-winning sack strip with less than 10 seconds remaining.

Ware dominated tackle Jermon Bushrod for the entire evening and pressured Drew Brees like a baby mama trying to get some child support. The entire Cowboys defense stepped up in crunch time, after Nick Folk tricked off what should have been a game sealing chip shot late in the 4th quarter. Guaranteed Folk’s days in Big D our numbered after blowing what was basically an extra point, in a scene reminiscent to the Saints comeback win against the Redskins a few weeks ago.

The Cowboys finally got that December monkey off their back…well somewhat. Entering the matchup having lost their 2 previous games, the ‘Boys needed a win desperately to keep their playoff hopes alive. I recall predicting this on Friday, but generally don’t enjoy horn-tooting because it goes both ways. At 9-5, the Cowboys still trail the Eagles (9-4) for tops in the NFC East, but hold a 2 game lead in the Wild Card race. But with 2 division games left, including a meeting with the Eagles at Cowboys Stadium for the season finale, Dallas controls it’s destiny. One win and their in, 2 and they win the division. Either way Wade is still getting paid.

Ware sacking and stripping Drew Brees to preserve the victory after the jump…

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New Orleans Rolling With The “Breesus” Phenomenon

We know Drew Brees is a beast, but this whole “Breesus” thing is going a tad too far. Not that I’m religious or anything (I do believe Sunday is a day of leisure, but so is Monday-Saturday) but annointing one man as the “Savior” of the Saints is a little much. Brees has been killing this season and should edge out Peyton Manning in the MVP race, unless he decides to pull a Colt McCoy in the last 3 games. While Brees is definitely the Saints engine, he has a pretty baller supporting cast on offense, and a defense that gets the job done.

Even Brees has admitted that he understands how some Jesus freaks could find this good-natured nickname sacriligious, but he also admits that he is rolling with the attention. The Saints will need some divine intervention to win the next 3 games, including a meeting with the Cowboys this Saturday. Even though the Cowboys are accustom to shitty Decembers (much like my past few Christmas’), going 5-10 with Tony Romo as the starter, including an 0-2 record this year. All this means is they are due for a win.

Brees has been something like a savior to the city, coming over in 2006 and dealing with the devastation of Hurricane Katrina and leading the team to the NFC Championship. Since then the Saints have faltered and this season has provided a bright spot throughout the city. The Superdome is cracking and the crowd looks something like a circus, sporting various outfits, including key members of the clergy. Don’t be surprised if a lightning bolt or another flood mysteriously hits the city in the near future. Via SI

Various Breesus t-shirts and signage & a respone from Black Jesus after the jump…

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BYD: Jessica Simpson Thirsty For Some Sweeter Juice

Jessica Simpson’s looking thicker than a snicker nowadays. TMZ released a video of Simpson, Tony Romo’s former boo, out in the NYC last night saying she was thirsty for the Cowboys QB’s new primary target, wide receiver Miles Austin. As we have previously stated, eventually every woman realizes that a trip to the darkside is a marvelous experience. Simpson’s revelation comes as no surprise, as we’re sure that Austin could probs smash her cakes better than Romo, who is more of a squarish type.

More pics of Simpson at the “Chicago” afterparty in NYC after the jump…

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Good News, Tony Romo’s Not A Nazi

In case you missed it, there has been a big story brewing in Big D after KDFW, A Fox affiliate (shocker) released video of what they claimed was Tony Romo not knowing it was 4th down. They probably should have just released a video of Jason Garrett calling the same wack play twice and relegating the sickest receiver on the team, Jason Witten, to a blocker. Geez

KDFW’s video was stomped down on by the powers that be over at the real shield, but in an article released on the site they claimed that following the 4th down incompletion, Tony Romo was trying to get some offensive lineman to get ready for another play before realizing that the game was donezo.

Because this erroneous story blew up the Cowboys released the following statement explaining the situation:

As Tony was walking off the field after the fourth down play, he saw that the down marker on the Dallas sideline read 3. As it turned out, the marker was in the process of being changed, sequentially, from the number 4 to the number 1 for the Broncos ensuing possession. The marker on the Cowboys side read 3 temporarily. When he saw the 3, he thought there might have been the possibility of an error on the down count. After asking the officials (holding up three fingers), he then saw the down marker move through the progression from 3 to 2 to 1

Check out the video after the jump and come to your own conclusion.

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Jerry’s Kids Finally Get Win At Cowboys Stadium

For your viewing pleasure Cowboys Stadium’s Miller Lite Rythm & Blue Dancers (aka off-duty strippers)

After getting their spirits broken by the Giants on the opening night of Cowboys Stadium last week, Big D’s finest responded nicely on Monday Night, defeated the Panthers 21-7. Even though the Panthers (mainly Jake Delhomme) suck and haven’t won a game this year, this was a great morale booster for the ‘Boys, who have been struggling on both sides of the ball this season. It didn’t help that the team was without stud running back Marion Barber, who was out with a quad injury.

After recording 0 sacks and takeaways through the first 2 games, the Cowboys defense finally showed up, registering 3 sacks and takeaways, including a interception return touchdown by Terence Newman which sealed the victory.

Both Tony Romo and Jake Delhomme looked kind of boo booish in this game. Romo threw for 255 yards but didn’t get a touchdown while Delhomme threw a TD pass but also had 2 interceptions, bringing his season total to a sloppy 7. Matt Moore want to get his mind right.

Cowboys Set NFL Attendance Record

105,121 people were on hand at Cowboys Stadium to witness the first regular season game in the new facility, which set a regular season NFL record and would be the 24th largest city in the state, based on population. All that means is there was at least a thousand true dimes in the stands. This did not include Laura Bush and ex-pres G-Dubb, who we like to believe is similar to his potrayal in Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay, which was legendary.

When Jerry Jones decided to build the new stadium, it was obvious that he was going to change the game. They say everything is bigger in Texas, but gotdamn, this might be one of the sickest facility that we have ever seen. Considering that it cost a Bill ticket, we are sure Jerry is expecting the team to actually get some wins there eventually.