Obama’s NFL Play 60 Thanksgiving Commercial

As we told you last week, President Obama appeared in a PSA with NFL’ers Drew Brees, Troy Polamalu and DeMarcus Ware in conjuction with NFL Play 60 and United We Serve. The goal of the 90 second commercial is to urge kids to lead an active lifestyle by spending time playing with something else besides their meat. Is it just us or does Obama catch and throw like a girl? Welp, you be the judge.

LOL: Ocho Cinco Wants You To Get Your Nut Safely

It was a sad day for Bengals fans Sunday, after tricking off what appeared to be an easy win and blowing a golden opportunity to sit comfortably atop the AFC North. But like my therapist once said, “shit happens so get over it.” Hopefully this twitpic that Chad Ochocinco posted a few days ago of the Ocho Cinco condoms makes you feel a little better. Even if your schlong isn’t long enough to get down with these bad boys and you are forced to roll with the extra smedium variety.Via Black Sports Online

Obama Tells Kids To Get Off Their Lazy Asses

Always one to relish in the opportunity to kick it with some athletes or chop game about the latest news from the sporting world, President Obama is teaming up with the NFL Play 60 movement and current ballers, Drew Brees, Troy Polamalu and DeMarcus Ware for a special 90-second PSA that is scheduled to run during the Turkey Day football lineup. The President, rocking a Chicago Bear jacket out of respect for his adopted hometown, will encourage kids to get off their lazy asses and participate in some form of physical activity, other than spanking the monkey.

While initially we were all pleased with the fact that our President was an avid sports fan, it’s time for him to become a fan of a reasonable health care bill and a plan to get our gas prices back to like they were in 1999. Sports can wait bro.

Will.I.Am Calls Out Primetime At NFL Kickoff Concert

This is some crazy ‘ish right here. During the NFL Opening Kickoff concert in Pittsburgh, the Black Eyed Peas front man, Will.I.Am, took some time out from preforming to publicly challenge Deion Sanders to a race in front of thousands of fans.

During a break in the action, Will.I.Am told the entire crowd that he wanted to race Primetime and then proceeded to take his shoes off, saying he was from the hood and was no stranger to racing barefoot. Not to be outdone, Sanders took off his suit jacket and shoes, letting Will.i.am know that he was down for whatever.

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Steelers Beat Titans But Lose Troy Polamalu…

Steelers 13 - Titans 10 (OT): You couldn’t have asked for a better first NFL game. The story of the game was Big Ben and the Steelers passing game and surprisingly not the run. He threw the ball 43 times, connecting on 33 of them and had both Santonio Holmes and Hines Ward go for over 100 yards.

And Smash and Dash were Trash. Chris Johnson went 15 for 57, while LenDale did no towel stomping and only had 28 yards on 8 carries.

Troy Polamalu: Left the game late in the first half with a sprained medial collateral ligament (MCL) and is expected to miss 3 to 6 weeks at the least. So basically he might have gotten Tom Brady’d and is done for the year…that hurts.

Plays Of The Game: (1) Troy Polamalu’s one hand INT (2) Titans WR Justin Gage taunts the Steelers fans (3) Hines Ward fumbles the game winner

Big Ben Is Innocent…The Newest McNulty Emails

Damn, every morning Big Ben’s lawyers are dropping another bombshell. Yesterday they filed a motion to drop the case…saying that Andrea McNulty’s lawyer, Calvin Dunlap, took the case knowing she was crazier than a sh*t house rat.

And now today, Guy Hyder, the Harrah’s director of security, stepped forward with some emails from McNulty of his own. In them McNulty says Ben was “so effing hot” and joked about having “Big Ben’s child.” And the triv part is all these emails were received within days after the alleged rape occurred.

The email that puts the nail in the coffin is the one that says, “Hail Mary full of grace give me the strength to not go to his room to fix his television.” Dunlap has less than 21 days to drop the case or else go down as a prime example of why lawyers suck!

How Crazy Is Andrea McNulty…Read Her Messages

So finally TMZ has posted all the emails, text messages, and IM’s that Andrea McNulty, aka the woman trying to sue Big Ben for rape, was sending to her secret online lover. Click here to read the emails if you’re bored or need a laugh.

This “online lover” was really the wife of a man who thought her husband was cheating on her with McNulty…so the wife began emailing McMulty as “Ben the Soldier” and crazy ass Andrea McNulty actually fell in love with the fake-me-out-man.

And now the real Big Ben’s lawyers are saying it is these messages that prove he’s innocent because who would send a happy-go-lucky message to her “online boyfriend” just 1-2 hours after the alledged rape supposedly happened.

Yeah, we have a feeling that this case is going to get thrown out of court very very soon. On the bright side of things…McNulty could still make some cheese by selling her story to Days of Our Lives… it’d make a good one.

Big Ben Will Not Be Found Guilty Of Rape…

This is not the Kobe case we are talking about… Ben Rothlesburger is way more innocent-sounding than Kobe. And the girl that is charging him is absolutely crazy.

First off she skipped the criminal case and is going straight to the civil case,  AKA cash court. And now, come to find out she was telling a co-worker to come to a Steeler game with her “and to try to “run into Mr. Roethlisberger” and that she was “hoping for a little Roethlisberger.”

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