Shaq Says Jermaine Dupri Broke Him For 200 Stacks

“This man likes to gamble with me, this man done beat me for like two hundred thousand but, I’m ready now.”

I got to give it up to Jermaine Dupri for putting up this glimpse into what the All-Star game was like for the better half, in this decently produced youtube video. JD was courtside at Cowboys Stadium for the festivities, sitting next to legends like Spike Lee, who was a little camera shy but still gave it up. The best part of the video is when Shaq pops up towering over JD, holding a fat knot and talking about how Dupri got him for 200 stacks back in the day.

Shaq then proceeds to almost accurately recite Dupri’s legendary line from “Money Ain’t A Thang.” The big fella had to be a little salty he didn’t get the courtesy All-Star nod but he appeared to be in good spirits regardless.

Check out the video after the jump…

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Sketch: Arenas Admits To Stashing Guns At Arena

All-Star guard Gilbert Arenas might be in some do do (not too deep though) after storing a few heaters in his locker at the Verizon Center, where the Wizards play their home games at. Apparently Arenas felt like he no longer needed the weapons at his crib, saying that he wanted to keep them away from his kids. Arenas and his boo just had a daughter a few weeks ago, and he didn’t want to risk the possibility of some stuff going down like on that episode of 90210 when the square shot himself trying to be cool.

Arenas alerted Wizards security about the weapons and promptly turned them over to the proper authorities, but he did violate an NBA rule which forbids players from carrying weapons on league property. Since the guns were registered and were not loaded, Arenas will probably just face a fine, which will most likely be small to him since he is caking. Arenas claims that he was unaware of the rule and attempted to release a statement apologizing but was told not to by league officials.

LOL: Shaq’s Boo Hollers At Wendy Williams

Damn, it’s a cold game out there. The Boo phenomenon is reaching it’s all-time peak, as wifeys, side boos, late nights and dumpsters alike have realized their power and influence in mainstream society. It was only a natural consequence of the ever-growing presence of sports. Even in a down economy, sports thrive and the athletes who play them garner the attention of the masses. Society has increasingly become obsessed with the plight of boos, to an alarming extent. But the reality is that some boos use their cheeks for big business now, cashing in to dime out.

Case in point, Shaq’s former boo Va’shaundya “Shaunie” O’Neal, who made a guest appearance on the Wendy Williams show recently to talk about the Tiger Woods situation amongst other things. Not that I would even remotely attempt to refer to Williams show as anything credible, it does do decent numbers and is on network TV. Ever the savvy businesswoman, Shaunie recently filed divorce papers after some news broke of Shaq allegedly creeping with another league dude’s (who shall remain nameless) boo. Shaq’s former boo decided to file the papers in California take advantage of her ability to get way more bread, even though the couple actually resided in Florida. She also wants full custody of the kids (cha-cheezy!) and enough bread to keep them in the lifestyle they are accustom to. Clever girl.

Much like amazing porno was an unexpected actuality of the internet, the boos ability to break out of her once maligned shell, is continuing to create controversy and forever change the game. It’s a sad state when the Boo’s interview is more important than the legend she became relevant for mashing. On the bright side, this recent revelation should drastically reduce side creeping, or blind hookers will see their GDP skyrocket.

Video of Shaq’s boo chopping game with Wendy Williams after the jump…

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In The Face: King James Bangs On Stoudemire

Dunk Score: 9.4

King James showed once again why he is a beast unlike anything ever seen in the history of the NBA, banging on fellow start Amare Stoudemire with extreme prejudice during the Cavs win over the Suns Monday. With Shaq making his return to Phoenix, LeBron decided to steal all of his shine, serving the Suns with a cherry on top. Congratulations should go out to Amare for being smart enough not to try and jump with LeBron, which would have further added to the humiliation and most likely given the dunk a perferct 10. Instead Stoudemire made his next move his best one and decided to stay grounded, like an airplane in bad weather. He chose wisely.

LOL: LeBron James Eats Thunder Fan’s Fries

King James prefers the french fries at McDonald’s, but he would never tell Mr. McDowell that.

Sick: King James Hits Fullcourt Shot With Football

That boy good!

Tis Tough: Shaq Gets Dimed Out By Side Boo

We just said damn. You know we are never one’s to knock another man’s side hustles, even when the side boo in question is sloppier than Joe. But the bottom line is that this is Jersey Chaser, so when news is reported of this magnitude, it has to be addressed. Now you didn’t hear it from us but allegedly a bunch of questionable emails between Shaq and one of his side-boo’s, who just happens to be Gilbert Arenas’ fiance/baby momma, were sent to The YBF.

Now we don’t know if these joints are real or fake, but either way it’s a cold game, so grab your sweater. And yes that bad beezy that Shaq was messin’ with might have got him set up. The real loser in this whole situation is Gilbert Arenas, who has essentially wifed a toss, which is always gut-wrenching news to find out, and can linger in a relationship like cigarette smoke in the whip. But at least she isn’t wack, which would have been way worse and demoralizing.

It will be interesting to see how Gilbert and Shaq react to each other on November 18, when the Cavs travel to D.C. to face the Wizards. We have a feeling that Gilbert is going to go for a 50 piece in retaliation. You know President Obama will probably be there, to see the King in person and drink a brew.

The King Is Back!

When the Cavs opened up the season Tuesday, it didn’t take long for LeBron James to do something spectacular and make it look routine. Unfortunately the King  wasn’t able to lead his team to victory as the Celtics bounced back from a huge deficit early in the game to get the win at Cleveland. With KG back at 100% and the revitalized roster including legends like Rasheed Wallace (E-40 voice), the Celts are looking like they want to dethrone the Lakers for the crown. Meanwhile LeBron will have to carry the Cavs on his back again this year, because Shaq looks wack and the rest of the squad is comprised of role-players.