In The Face: Bosh Gets Kneed In Nuts And Shat On

Dunk Score: 9.9

It looked like Pierce went out of his way to try and knee Chris Bosh to shield himself from a potential beat-up. Unfortunately the knee landed right in Bosh’s nether region and may have done some damage. There has been some criticism for Pierce taunting Bosh following the dunk.

But the bottom line is that any time that you dunk on an Olympian, you have the right to react accordingly. Obviously Pierce was so excited by his bang-out that he did not realize that Bosh may have actually been hurt. Either way, what’s done is done. The dunk was not better than D-Wade on Varejao and thus can not get a perfect 10

T-Wolves’ Ryan Hollins shart all over the life of Nene after the jump…

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In The Face: Hollins Sharts On 2 Pistons

Starring the T-Wolves’ Ryan Hollins as Dirk Diggler and the Pistons’ Chris Wilcox and Jonas Jerebko as Becky Barnett & Puma Swede.

Dunk Score: 8.3

Y’all dudes just got skeeted all over. We had to deduct points because Wilcox didn’t jump and Jerebko, who hails from Sweden, is a Euro. Historically they are known for being dunkbait.

K-Love Says Madsen Will Mash Cakes…Someday

We caught up with K-Love at the legendary Pump Charity Event at the Beverly Hilton this past week. K-Love touched on several things, like the additions of the high-flying Ryan Hollins and the ridiculous rookie Johnny Flynn to the Timberwolves’ squad. He also talks about Ricky Rubio’s status.

K-Love also touches on former teammate “Mad Dog” Mark Madsen, who isn’t planning on mashing any cakes until marriage….truly classic!

The Timberwolves Upgrade Again…Get Hollins

So what do we have to bring you from the NBA today…our knig Hollins signed a 3 year deal with the Minnesota Timberwolves, sick!

Now you’ll have him, Al Jefferson, and KLove (we would say Jason Collins, but he’s a scrub) rotating in at the 4 and 5…child please. You can’t name another group of young big savage beasts, other than them boys they got up in Portland.

But there are still a grip of cats that haven’t been signed: David Lee, Allen Iverson, Raymond Felton, Big Baby Davis, Leon Powe, Nate Robinson, Ramon Sessions…and half of those guys are all trying to sign with the Knicks. We don’t know, but we get the feeling a big name is going to go overseas..stay tuned for updates.

Ryan Hollins Gives The Mavs The Win…

Who got the game ball for the last Mavs win over the Spurs, Ryan Hollins. Everyone needs to salute this man for pulling off the NBA’s dunk of the night and the block of the night all in one day! This is the first time this has been done all year, not even LeBron did some shit like this.

First he shitted on a future Hall of Famer Tim Duncan. What Duncan was thinking trying to jump with a young whipper snapper like Hollins we will never know, all that will be remembered is Hollins came, he saw, he conquered.

And then…some scrub named George Hill tried to test Hollins and drive to the lane, but he sent that shit so far into the stands that Mark Cuban who was sitting courtside even said damn.

But, this is the kind of energy that is allowing the Mavs to be up 2-1 on the once great Spurs. But, now up against a bunch of young dudes that have no respect for their dynasty they are about to go down like Frazier and Hollins well he might just be earning himself another couple milli’s on his next contract.