Reggie Bush’s New Boo: Mayra Veronica

Reggie may be done with Kim Kardashian (for the time being) but as he’s shown with his recent conquests–he still loves Thicky Ricardo with a super duper cheek game. Case in point, his new alleged boo a model by the name of Mayra Veronica.

No one has been able to pinpoint the actual case for Reggie and Kim’s breakup. Some have claimed his mom was salty about his boo being featured on a tape, some have said it had something to do with a voice mail left by Ray-J (jk) and other’s believe that Kim’s cheek was having a negative impact on his football game.

For those that were rolling with option C, this new cheek might be more devastating. Photo evidence after the jump…Via Lipstick Alley

Read the rest of this entry »

USC’s New-Look Heritage Hall (Sans Reggie Bush)

At least USC officials decided to keep all of Nordberg’s memorabilia intact. But you know what they say, “No wheezin’ the Juice.” Via USC Official Site

Holler Back: USC To Return Bush Heisman

Statement from University President C.L. Max Nikias :

The Trojan family honors and respects the USC sporting careers of those persons whose actions did not compromise their athletic program or the opportunities of future USC student-athletes.

Accordingly, I have instructed the senior vice president for administration to remove athletic jerseys and murals displayed in recognition of O.J. Mayo and Reggie Bush by mid-August – before the incoming class of students moves on campus – from Heritage Hall, the Galen Center, and the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum.

The university will also return Mr. Bush’s 2005 Heisman Trophy to the Heisman Trophy Trust in August.

Tis Tuff. But at least USC didn’t disavow the career of the realest O.J. in school history…Apparently accepting a little dough is worse than getting accused of murdering 2 (white) people and going to jail for trying to steal your own stuff back. Fight On!

Video of Bush winning the Heisman back in 2005 after the jump.

Read the rest of this entry »

BYD: Kim Kardashian Got 2 Midgets In Her Pants

Besides her astonishing cheek game, you have to roll with Kim Kardashian because she stays up in the gym just working on her fitness. Reggie Bush’s (current or former) Boo hollered at the trendy Los Angeles workout spot Barry’s Bootcamp, to make sure that she stays thicker than a snicker.

When you are dealing with a thickness of Kim’s magnitude, a few big meals can be the difference between good googly moogly and more to love.

More pics of everyone’s favorite socialite’s cheek game after the jump…

Read the rest of this entry »

IRS Might Tax Reggie Bush For USC Gift Money

Nobody said the game wasn’t cold. Reggie Bush is still feeling the sting of that “gift” money he took while still competing at USC. Bush already single-handedly cost the Trojans a Natty, a 2-year postseason ban, scholarship reductions and could potential lose his Heisman. Now the IRS is after some of Bush’s cheese like Jerry (or Tom, could never remember which one is which). The Uncle that nobody really rolls with, is looking to see if the $300,000 that Bush and his family took is taxable.

At this point, it’s looking like a safe bet that Reggie will be breaking some bread with the IRS, with the sum ranging between 150 and 200 stacks according to estimates. But if Bush is smart he will try to write off some of that dough for tax deductable expenses like cell phone bills, cable and XXL Magnums (that’s what we use at least…if we’re using). Via Fox News

BYD: Kim Kardashian Covering Cheeks At Beach

Whenever you are dealing with Kim Kardashian, it’s going to take way more than a thin layer of clothing to cover up that cheek. With the World Cup in full swing Kim K tried her hand with the other futbol, letting Portuguese sensation Cristiano Ronaldo toot, then boot. It appears that Kim has decided to roll with the USA’s version of football once again, allegedly getting Boo’d up again with Saints running back Reggie Bush. Considering all the controversy Bush is experiencing now because of some questionable college dealings, Kim’s cheek should be a great distraction to help take his minds off of things.

More pics after the jump…
Read the rest of this entry »

That’s Your Azz: NCAA Sanctions USC For Infractions

Judgment day finally came for USC, as the NCAA handed down numerous sanctions for various infractions by the program, mainly involving 2 of the school’s bigger Legends: Reggie Bush and O.J. Mayo. The biggest tramp in this whole situation is Pete Carroll, who basically bounced on the program for the NFL when they needed him most. The basketball team already put themselves in self-check last year, punishing a team and coach that had nothing to do with the shady shenanigans, by imposing a postseason ban.

On Thursday it was the football’s teams turn to get the proverbial NCAA boot up their azz, as the Trojans were hit with a 2-year postseason ban as well as a reduction in scholarships over the next few seasons. This is probably the worst possible timing the Pac-10 currently looking to expand by adding several teams from the Big 12, including Texas, the squad that served the Trojans in the legendary Natty game a few years ago.

The biggest winner in this whole situation is Rick Neuheisel and the UCLA football squad, who should see an influx of top talent from the region, as many prospects might see the postseason ban as something that they aren’t willing to roll with.

Kim Kardashian’s Cheek Decides To Eat Her Bikini

Any time Kim Kardashian gets spotted rocking a cheek-eating bikini like the one in these pics, you know we are rolling like a square at EDC (google it). Kardashian consistently sets the bar in the “Non-Black Chick Cheek Game” category and reinvents it almost daily. Kim knew she had to step it up after the split with Reggie Bush, and stepped it she has. Even if my boo made a sex tape with Ray-J, if she had all the attributes of Kim (including the bodacious cheeks) the only big gulp she is getting would involve my meat.

More pics of Kim’s cheek game after the jump…

Read the rest of this entry »