LOL: Dodgers Legendary Don’t Stop Believin’ Guy

This dude is an absolute legend and recent fixture at the Dodgers games, performing a solid lip-synced rendition of Journey’s classic “Don’t stop believing.” But we’re pretty sure that this act will get old very soon, like that one dude in those Problem Child movies.

Cabrera Gets Debo’d By Wife

LOL! The Birmingham Police Chief calls him Mr. Careeba

Miguel Cabrera of the Detroit Tigers showed up to the ballpark Sunday with a “shiner” on his eye. He initially said his dog did it, which is possible if his dog has a mean left jab. Turns out the police were called to Cabrera’s home early Saturday morning, in response to a disturbance at the Cabrera home.

Rosangel Cabrera (Miguel’s wife), was named in the police log of the complaint, and allegedly a man was seen being escorted from the Cabrera home, into a police cruiser. Sounds like Miguel stayed out too late and his wife wasn’t happy about it. Reports now say Cabrera blew a .26 on the breathalyzer test (the Michigan legal limit is .08), but no charges were filed.

Not good timing for the slumping slugger, as the Tigers get set to play the Twins in a tiebreaker for the AL Central title. Cabrera is batting just .192 over the final week of the season. Via Detroit Free Press

Audio of Rosangel Cabrera’s 911 call after the jump…

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Albert Pujols Is The Best In The Game…

Just as we salute Kobe and LeBron, we got to show love to the big homie that is holding down the MLB…our knig Albert Pujous. He’s been killing it all season, but last night when he hit his 40th homer, we finally decided to hop on his jock.

He got his team 8 games up in the NL Central and right in the mix for the best record in their division. Plus he’s the only dude with a shot at the Triple Crown…leading the league in HRs (40), 2nd in RBIs (106), and top 15 in Batting Average (.317).

And on some Barry Bonds type sh*t, he’s also leading the league with 94 BB. Now that’s greatness…getting way less opportunities than everyone else, but still the best.

FYI: Smoltz was nice in his 1st game as a Card, 9K’s and the W.

Who Want It With The Nuggets Next Round…

The Nuggets are nice. They were cruised through the first round, breezed through the second one and now they got the Lakers and Kobe next round. Its not going to be a good series, its going to be great. Lakers have won 3 games and lost one against the Nuggets this season.

Celtics Love Playing In Game 7’s At Home…

Lets not forget the Celtics are the defending champs. We are starting to think they just like playing in game sevens. They did it all throughout the playoffs last season and again last round against the Bulls. And if there is one thing that you should have learned it is that they do not loose game sevens at home.

This last game the best player on their team, Big Baby Davis (don’t hate he’s nice), barely played half the game because of foul trouble and Ray Allen went 0-7 from 3 and only had 5 points total. That is just not happening back home when Ray is shooting on the his rims and they’re getting those “at home” calls.

But, then we are not so sure because it is like KG said last year after they won the championship…anything is possible. So maybe the Magic can win….

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Lakers Fans Have No Need To Fear The Rockets…

A lot of Lakers fans out got a shook last game when the Rockets dusted them by 30. So just as we said the Lakers, back at home, came right back and served the Rockets by 40. The reason for the sudden change of heart, two words,…Andrew Bynum.

5-6 from the field, 14 points, controlled the paint on D. Yeah, he is almost back to that “Dwight Howard who, I’m the nicest center in the league ‘ish”.

But, the Rockets just aren’t going to have enough heat to beat the Lakers. They are shooting with a little .22, while the Lakers are chopping them down with an AK-47 Double Clip. They had 7 players in double figures this game, with Kobe leading the way with 26 on only 19 shots.

Like we said it’s going to be Lakers and the Nuggets Conference Finals…now there is a match-up to be scared about because if the Lakers think the Rockets are hard wait till they play Denver.

WTF…Big Baby Davis Leads Celtics To Another Win!

Stef our dude finally showed up in the first game Rodo sucked all playoffs. We knew he still had it. In this one where the Magic up by 20, but then tricked off the game like Tony Romo, Stef had 12 points and 2 dimes in the 92-88. This is the first time he has had a hal decent stat line since he’s been on the Celtics.

But, all praise goes to Big Baby Davis. After hittingt he game winner in Game 4, he turned around and gave the Magic 22 points, a team high. This dude is earning a lot of money this playoffs.

The Magic meanwhile are done. Just like Shaq said, Van Gundy is Downy soft. When its crunch time he folds like a homeless mans soggy cardboard house. He’s over there having a panic attack when all he has to do is tell his team to get the ball to Dwight Howard downlow and they’d be alright.

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Mark Cuban Picked A Fight He Can’t Win…

Cuban is a trick ass mark. Down 3-0 with not a chance in heaven of winning the series, he wants to be a little biatch and say something to a female that he should have been saying to a man. How are you going to tell a single mother that their son is a thug and punk on Mothers day. Strike one.

And then you justify it by sending out an email saying she was talking ‘ish to you, instead of apologizing. Strike two. Strike three, well that came when the Mavs fans started throwing stuff at KMart’s mom and Carmelo’s boo LaLa during the game. I guess it was all worth it though because the Mavs won, huh.

But, a game is only one battle. The series, which still belongs to the Nuggets, is the war and they are not going to lose that. And now that this Mark has three strikes he ain’t even traveling to Denver for game five because he knows revenge is like the sweetest thing next to getting….

The Mark is not even going to be at his teams last game season because the only reason the Nuggets lost was because The Birdman was not playing due to the bubble guts. But, he’ll be back next game and the Mavs will be going fishing…