T.O. Spotted With Elmo & Cookie Monster

Via Terrell Owens’ Twitter

T.O.’s looking something like the Unabomber in this pic with a few of Sesame Street’s more legendary characters. For all of our lovely female readers, and do if that’s your thing, you can check out a pic of T.O. in his birthday suit after the jump…

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Castor Semenya Gets A Makeover…Who She Looks Like Now

Okay, so here goes the new-look Castor Semenya, the South African runner who everybody says is a man, on the cover of You (a South African mag). And we’re guessing that these pictures were supposed to persuade us into thinking that she was a girl, but all it does is remind us of these guys below…

From (L-R) Arsenio Hall in “Coming To America,” Juwanna Man, Rupaul, and Wesley Snipes in “Too Wong Foo.” Enough with the joking though, we’ve got Castro Semenya interview highlights from the magazine below…

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Poor Billy Gillispie…Gets Charged With His 3rd DUI

UPDATE: Exclusive Video of Gillispie’s Arrest From LEX 18 out in Kentucky!

Back in ‘99, Billy got charged with a DUI in Oklahoma, which later magically got reduced to reckless driving. Then in ‘03, while he was coaching at Texas-El Paso, “he was arrested on suspicion of DUI after driving the wrong way down a one-way”…and somehow that charge got dropped due to lack of evidence.

Maybe the 3rd time is the charm because at 2:45am this morning, he was pulled over and arrested again on suspicion of drunk driving…this time in Kentucky.

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Hot Topic: Rick Pitino And The Abortion Story

This coming to you hot from the Matrix. We got the full story of what really went down with that Rick Pitino/Karen Sypher court case that we were reporting on. Remember how we told you it was all over an abortion, well we told you so.

But, wait that’s not even the trivest part nor is the fact that Pitino is married…

The triv part is that the woman claimed it was rape and that Pitino not only raped her once, but multiple times. And then told police that he made her pay for the abortion. Of course she said all of this after she had already been indicted on charges of trying to extort $10 mill and some from Pitino…needless to say she was lying.

The judge sided with Pitino’s story, which sounds a whole lot more believable. He was out at a Louisville Bar with his coaching buddies, he pulled Karen Sypher, and had some relations at the bar after it had closed (while a witness aka his executive assistant was there listening)…Pitino you dirty dog you!).

Well obviously he didn’t strap up because two weeks later she called him to let him know she was pregs and soon after “they” decided to get an abortion…and that was the end of that. Real talk…we think we saw this story go down on All My Children.

But rest assured everyone, Rick Pitino did nothing wrong…other than beating bareback. Strap up kids or life’s ride could get a little bumpy.

Josh Hamilton Forced To Apologize For Having Fun…

Now this is some (f)ucked up sh*t. Texas Rangers player Josh Hamilton, who was out of the league for three years while he was getting clean, decided to relapse and have a little fun at a bar in Arizona. Sadly for him, the girls that were there took pictures. After 8 months, they have found their way onto the net.

Now he had to issue a public apology…for getting legally drunk, in the offseason, and taking body shots with three hot ass girls. That’s some straight BS.

The man is over 21 and got it cracking one night, big whoopy. So suck a phat one to all the sports reporters out there talking greasy about Hamilton… like these are some pictures of Phelps hitting the bong.

What he did was perfectly legal… and what most guys out there (other than the Perez Hilton-types) would consider a big night. So don’t hate because he took more body shots off girls in one night than you have in your entire life… let him party in peace.

Tony Romo Finds The New Jessica…

We were flipping through the US Weekly at our local CVS and saw that they had found Tony Romo’s new boo, 22 year old Natalie Smith. And we must say…she is actually kinda cute, but she is no Jessica. This new chick doesn’t even look better than Ashlee.

But she is the daughter of his old coach (John) and the current AD over at his alma mater, Eastern Illinois University….which means she digs football.

Word is her and Tony have been sending “flirty texts” and “talking” way before Romo actually broke up with Jessica. Damn Tony is cold. And the trivest part is he took her to one of Jessica’s concerts way back in February and even introduced the two.

Now Tony and Natalie aren’t officially dating, but he is having an “intimate” relationship with her. We just hope for his bank accounts sake that he is strapping up.

UPDATE: McNair’s Real Killer & Other Mistresses Found…

UPDATE: The family of Kazemi has hired a Nashville lawyer, and the family wants an independent investigation of the crime.

So they caught McNair’s real killer, the man that sold Sahel Kazemi the gun, Adrian Gilliam. The ATF arrested him today on charges of being a convicted felon in possession of a firearm…and we bet you he’s not going to get 1 year in jail like TI did for the same charge. You know they are about to give him the maximum sentence of 10 years and a fine of $250,000.

Adrian got a murder and attempted armed robbery charge on him from ‘93, so you know he shouldn’t have been owning a gun, much less selling it to Sahel Kazemi in the parking lot of Dave & Buster’s for $100…$100 less than what he bought it for.

And in other McNair news, one of the Nashville newspapers found some of the other girls McNair was having relations with, but the paper doesn’t want to release any quotes. Damnit. Exactly how many mistresses were there…one, two, over 1000?

UPDATE: Arturo Gatti’s Wife’s Pics…Amanda Rodrigues

UPDATE: Rodrigues told police she had a fight with Gatti after dinner Friday night and he pushed her. And told the police that Gatti was drunk and that somebody else killed him when he went to the apartment by himself. Do we believe her…

So here are the pictures of Arturo Gatti’s wife. Now does that beautiful and innocent 23-year-old face look like it would strangle her husband with a purse strap on their 2nd honeymoon in front of their 10-month-old kid?

Well that’s what the word on the street is, and if it turns out to be the case… skip the McNair sleep murder, forget about Michael Jackson Double OD’ing on pills, even the Ed Thomas weightroom execution isn’t as sad as this one right here.

Done in by his own wife! We were just like…. damn.

If she was that unhappy, it seems like she just would have took the kid got a divorce and took half his cheese. These 2009 I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T women ain’t nothing to be played with. We got a wedding pic of the two back when they were in love below…

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