Safe For Jerk (SFJ): Tila Tequila Record Release Party

Shawne Merriman’s old Boo is stil crazy and deranged, taking these photos at the record release party for her Album entitled “Welcome To The Darkside.” Don’t know if the title is a reflection of her thirst for black dudes or her recent borderline psycho outbursts on various media platforms, but either way the likelihood of anyone at The Chaser buying a copy are slimmer than Kevin Durant.

More pics of Tequila’s revealing fit after the jump…
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Fight Night: High School Edition

Back in my day when we use to have kick backs the goal was to try to get at least a courtesy hojo from any of the lovely ladies in attendance. My how the times have changed. Apparently kids nowadays are more into unsanctioned boxing matches where they attempt to beat the living shit out of each other for a cheap thrill. This video features a big man versus a little man (hell yeah) and as you can probably surmise, the big dude eventually gets the victory after delivering a slew of hard hits that forces the little guy to tap out like Gregory Hines.

T.O. Signs Modeling Deal & Has Cracking Bday Party

Via Terrell Owens’ Twitter

During the Bills’ Wednesday media availability, the Legend that is T.O. confirmed that he has signed a deal with Wilhemina Models. Owens let his twitter followers in on the news yesterday when he tweeted about the meeting with Wilhemina and some of her reps. Owens joins a small group of athletes that are signed to Wilhemina’s sport division which includes washed-up boxing legend Roy Jones Jr. and a few other squares. Definitely looking forward to seeing him sip on an orange mocha frappuccino at some point in the near future.

T.O. headed out to New York city earlier in the week to celebrate his 36th birthday. Whether it be Dallas, Los Angeles or the NYC, Owens is notorious for getting it cracking during his birthday week. This year proved to be no different as T.O. held his bday party at the swank M2 Ultra Lounge featuring D.J. Clue on the ones and twos. Guaranteed there was plenty of pro hoes making their way in a figure 8, trying to get chosen. But in the wake of the Tiger Woods phenomenon, athlete’s side-creeping is at an all-time low some it’s a good bet that many of the beezies in attendance went undrafted.

D.J. Clue’s video from inside T.O.’s party after the jump…

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Lamar Odom And Khloe Kardashian?…

So last night was Mr. Bromance Brody Jenner’s BDay and he had his party at the Hollyweird hotspot Foxtail Lounge with his friends and family. Not a bad party seeing that he is the step/half brother to the Kardashians, so Kim and Khloe were there.

But how come LO is said to have gotten spotted creeping with Khloe Kardashian inside and then leaving in the same car. Doesn’t he know Kim is single? But we’ll consider this one just a rumor and that they’re just friends because he’d have to be crazy to leave Taraji P. Henson for Khloe.

Jets RB Thomas Jones BDay Party Was Cracking!

Thomas Jones had a little BDay party this past weekend at Halo Nightclub and it was CCracking with 2 capital C’s! And of course his boo Meagan Good was there.

But also in attendance was a squad of some of the city’s finest strippers go-go dancers wearing nothing but some black body paint from the booty shorts up…and they had his number painted on their backs. Now this is how you celebrate a 29th birthday in style!

More fun times from the party below….

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Sharapova Parties W/ Blake Lively In New York…

Shout out to Blake Lively for turning 22 last night and a special thank you to her for inviting Maria Sharapova to her little birthday shindig in New York. Since Blake is a solid A-Lister, she didn’t just celebrate her bday…InStyle and Tiffany & Co. threw her a cocktail party at swanky Cooper Square Hotel. Must be nice.

Sharapova is not just in town to party, the US Open starts on the 31st. With a 2nd place finish in her last tournament, people are starting to believe that she has finally recovered from last year’s shoulder surgery, but is she good enough to give the Willams Sisters or fellow Russian Dinara Safina a run for the title?

But now to the important stuff, who looks better…Sharapova or Blake?

Usain Bolt Celebrates Being The Fastest Man Ever…

So now that the World Championships are over and Usain Bolt is in a tie as the most popular track athlete with South African Caster Semenya….it’s time to celebrate.

Here he was spotted at a party Puma put on for him over in Berlin for winning 3 golds and breaking 2 world records. Dude was doing his dancing, flirting with the girls, even Dj’ing. And he deserves all this attention because he’s a killer…

Playboy Mansion ESPY Party: Hugh Hefner Doesn’t Know Who LeBron Is!

Yea… we were at the ESPY Party at the Playboy Mansion. We got some insight from some of your sicker athletes/celebs on one of the biggest questions in American society: Who Is Better, LeBron or Kobe?

There were JerseyChaser’s-a-plenty running around the mansion…And Hugh Hefner didn’t even know who LeBron was!