Former Gators Weed Habit Hurts Him At Draft

Former Florida tight end Aaron Hernandez saw his draft stock plummet last week after being labeled risky, due to alleged drug issues involving the sweet cheeba. Hernandez was graded as high as a late 1st-rounder, after balling out with the Gators during his junior season. Unfortunately after information was disclosed about Hernandez’s love for that turtle (it’s green and makes you move slow), including the revelation that he failed at least one drug test in college, many teams backed off of arguably the best pass-catching tight end in the draft. In need of some talent at the position, Bill Belichick decided that it would be worth the risk to give Hernandez a chance, selecting him in the 4th round.

If a guy is labeled “risky” because of weed issues, there are several teams that automatically have to eliminate said player from their draft board, because they play in cities known to have that Super-Duper Fire. Some of the more notable teams include the Seahawks, 49ers, Raiders, Chargers, Cardinals, Cowboys, Texans, Falcons, Dolphins, and Buccaneers, who all play in areas known to carry that Good, at affordable prices to boot.

The Patriots decision to pick Hernandez makes a lot of sense. Every since Boston George got locked up New England-area cheeba has been wacker than the Rams, which should dissuade Hernandez from toking up, at least until the offseason. Via Boston Globe

Hot Damn: Terrence Cody’s Titties Got Titties

Who’s sucking whose titties over here? Sadly, these 2 sets of man boobs will be worth over $60 million dollars total in the near future. Cody’s titties are easily smashing Andre Smith’s and if you stare at them long enough it just may arouse you.

Gresham Tells Oklahoma To Holler Back

Oklahoma senior tight end Jermaine Gresham, who suffered a knee injury earlier this month that will force him to miss the entire 2009 season, has decided not to use the medical redshirt that his is eligible for and will instead enter his name in the 2010 NFL Draft. Gresham earned All-America honors in 2008 after putting up huge numbers including 14 TD receptions, which is the 2nd-most in school history for a single season.

Gresham was widely regarded as a 1st Round pick in this past year’s draft, but opted to stay in school with Heisman winner Sam Bradford. Right now both might be reconsidering their decisions to return as Bradford suffered a shoulder injury in the season opener against BYU and has yet to return to the field. He has started practicing again and should be able to play in a marquee matchup vs the U this weekend.