BYD: Michael Phelps Boo Might Be A Winner
Posted by Jerseychaser54 on
September 1, 2010
Swimming legend and notorious bong-hitter Michael Phelps has taken advantage of his shine to snatch up a pretty solid Boo in 2010 Miss California winner Nicole Johnson.
Phelps’ Boo has a little swagger of her own, already appearing in an Inn-N-Out commercial with plenty of other things in the works (sadly no porno at this point but give her some time).
One thing is for certain, if we ever got the opportunity to put some stuffin’ in that muffin, it wouldn’t just be an in and out type of situation.
Pics of Phelps and Johnson loving each other a little too much while vacationing in Maui after the jump…
Season Finale Shaq vs Michael Phelps…
Posted by BROSEFOLOPHOGUS on
September 16, 2009
In the season finale of Steve Nash’s Vs’ Show, we got Shaq taking on Michael Phelps in pool. You should already know who wins this one, but trust us you will be surprised at the results. And just a warning you will see Shaq in a teenie-weenie itty bity Speedo in the third and final race, so brace yourself.
But wait that’s not all, below we got Shaq dressed up as a synchronized swimmer in a funny swim cap doing a cannonball (still in a Speedo).
tags: Michael Phelps, Season Finale, Shaq, Speedo, VS
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Michael Phelps Was In A Fender Bender…
Posted by John Krease on
August 14, 2009
This video clip pretty much explains the entire story. Allegedly Michael Phelps was not blow’d or drunk this time, he was just being a horrible driver and crashed into someone else. Luckily for all of us, he was in a big ass Escalade so he was unharmed.
tags: Accident, Maryland, Michael Phelps, SUV
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We Want An Asterisk By All Michael Phelps’ Records…
Posted by Jonny Lawrence on
July 29, 2009
Michael Phelps broke the 200-meter butterfly world record…and we’re not rolling! Matter of fact, we want an asterisk placed beside it. Matter of fact, we say that an asterisk should be placed by this one and every other world record he has.
But we’re not stopping there. We want an asterisk put by all the world records set since Beijing. Why?…because of these damn “performance-enhancing” special NASA designed polyurethane suits they’re wearing.
Wearing these designer suits is the same as juicing…athletes are doing something that gives certain athletes an unfair advantage over the others. Juicing. And just like the juice was eventually outlawed, so will these suits come January 1, 2010.
Remember The Time…The German Served Phelps
Posted by BROSEFOLOPHOGUS on
July 29, 2009
If not that’s cause the ‘ish just happened yesterday. Damn, our knig Michael Phelps use to be the king, but then Paul Biedermann just sh*t all over Phelps’ record like it was one of Osi’s broads. It was probably just the sicker suit and Phelps was destined to lose eventually. Now he is sadder than Day-Day.
On the bright side, everyone knows that the only time people roll with swimming is during the Olympics… we can’t until 2012 to see if these two legends square-off again. Our money is on Phelps.
UPDATE: Biedermann (Arena X-Glide) Beats Phelps (LZR Racer)
Posted by BROSEFOLOPHOGUS on
July 28, 2009
UPDATE: Phelps sucks times two. Today Phelps not only suffered his first major loss in like 4 years, losing in the 200 meter freestyle to German Paul Biedermann, but he got his world record broken by a ful second too. It looks like that those new Arena X-Glide suits are the business…way better than the LZR Racer suit that Phelps sports.
New Shit…Lil’ Wayne Song For Michael Phelps!
Posted by John Krease on
June 6, 2009
Lil Wayne – No Quitter, Go Getter (Michael Phelps)
Wayne is on some shit right now, first he drops the Kobe Bryant song right before game one, a sick tribute from one of the greatest rappers alive to very arguably the best basketball player on the planet.
And now he is sending a song out to the best in the pool, Michael Phelps. It’s called “No Quitter, Go Getter” and he starts off the song with the line Michael Phelps this is for you baby…yeah, you’re aleady knowing it’s another banger!
Miss CA In Lingerie Before She Got “Famous”…
Posted by John Krease on
May 12, 2009
So we guess E! Network had this footage lying around on the cutting room floor of Carrie Prejean Miss California modeling some lingerie for one of their shows back in the day. As she sits their twirling in some lingerie more expensive than some Jimmy Chu shoes she has none other than Kim K talking about her sexfit. Now look at, she’s Michael Phelp’s boo and a international celebrity.
