Season Finale Shaq vs Michael Phelps…

In the season finale of Steve Nash’s Vs’ Show, we got Shaq taking on Michael Phelps in pool. You should already know who wins this one, but trust us you will be surprised at the results. And just a warning you will see Shaq in a teenie-weenie itty bity Speedo in the third and final race, so brace yourself.

But wait that’s not all, below we got Shaq dressed up as a synchronized swimmer in a funny swim cap doing a cannonball (still in a Speedo).

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Michael Phelps Was In A Fender Bender…

This video clip pretty much explains the entire story. Allegedly Michael Phelps was not blow’d or drunk this time, he was just being a horrible driver and crashed into someone else. Luckily for all of us, he was in a big ass Escalade so he was unharmed.

We Want An Asterisk By All Michael Phelps’ Records…

Michael Phelps broke the 200-meter butterfly world record…and we’re not rolling! Matter of fact, we want an asterisk placed beside it. Matter of fact, we say that an asterisk should be placed by this one and every other world record he has.

But we’re not stopping there. We want an asterisk put by all the world records set since Beijing. Why?…because of these damn “performance-enhancing” special NASA designed polyurethane suits they’re wearing.

Wearing these designer suits is the same as juicing…athletes are doing something that gives certain athletes an unfair advantage over the others. Juicing. And just like the juice was eventually outlawed, so will these suits come January 1, 2010.

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Remember The Time…The German Served Phelps

If not that’s cause the ‘ish just happened yesterday. Damn, our knig Michael Phelps use to be the king, but then Paul Biedermann just sh*t all over Phelps’ record like it was one of Osi’s broads. It was probably just the sicker suit and Phelps was destined to lose eventually. Now he is sadder than Day-Day.

On the bright side, everyone knows that the only time people roll with swimming is during the Olympics… we can’t until 2012 to see if these two legends square-off again. Our money is on Phelps.

UPDATE: Biedermann (Arena X-Glide) Beats Phelps (LZR Racer)

UPDATE: Phelps sucks times two. Today Phelps not only suffered his first major loss in like 4 years, losing in the 200 meter freestyle to German Paul Biedermann, but he got his world record broken by a ful second too. It looks like that those new Arena X-Glide suits are the business…way better than the LZR Racer suit that Phelps sports.

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New Shit…Lil’ Wayne Song For Michael Phelps!

Lil Wayne - No Quitter, Go Getter (Michael Phelps)

Wayne is on some shit right now, first he drops the Kobe Bryant song right before game one, a sick tribute from one of the greatest rappers alive to very arguably the best basketball player on the planet.

And now he is sending a song out to the best in the pool, Michael Phelps. It’s called “No Quitter, Go Getter” and he starts off the song with the line Michael Phelps this is for you baby…yeah, you’re aleady knowing it’s another banger!

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Miss CA In Lingerie Before She Got “Famous”…

So we guess E! Network had this footage lying around on the cutting room floor of Carrie Prejean Miss California modeling some lingerie for one of their shows back in the day. As she sits their twirling in some lingerie more expensive than some Jimmy Chu shoes she has none other than Kim K talking about her sexfit. Now look at, she’s Michael Phelp’s boo and a international celebrity.

One Piece To The Michael Phelps 3Some…

Mike Phelps is a popular man. Who else do you that has girls with huge fake tits coming out and telling the international press that they had a threesome with her and another one of stripper friends. Must be nice.

She also says that she asked him for some weed and he offered to get her some. What a gentleman, he probably even paid for it even though he “doesn’t” smoke.