Brawl Breaks Out At Dodgers-Marlins Game
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April 13, 2010

During the Dodgers-Marlins game Saturday damn near half a section of (drunk) fans decided to get it on like Donkey Kong. Several large and small scuffles ensued until cops and security came on the scene to break it up. Some of these dudes did manage to get some solid blows in though, but unfortunately no one was able to get that one-hitter quitter in, aka the peacemaker. There was so many people involved in the various outbreaks that cops didn’t know who to arrest and simply escorted anybody in the general vicinity that looked the part. Via Deadspin
2 different angles of the fight after the jump…
Super (Bowl) Caking: Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush
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February 7, 2010
Even with the biggest game of his life upcoming, Reggie Bush still has time for caking his boo Kim Kardashian. Kim flew out to Miami to enjoy the sights and sounds (mainly her cheeks clapping together) and also to make sure that her boo’s nut was properly gotten as to not destroy the routine that has been somewhat responsible for his postseason success. The couple took these photos on one of Kim’s friend’s yacht, in what looks like one of them baller islands right next to South Beach, that I use to dominate on Vice City. We’ll all find out real soon if the caking worked out. Via Kim Kardashian’s Site
More pics after the jump…
NFL Releases 2010 Pro Bowl Selections
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December 29, 2009

For the first time in 30 years the Pro Bowl will not be held in Honolulu, as the powers that be decided to move the game to Miami. The game is scheduled for Sunday, January 31, a week before the Super Bowl, with both games being played at what is currently Land Shark Stadium. There were a lot of first time selections for the game, including Eagles star DeSeasn Jackson, who made the NFC squad as both a receiver and special teamer. The Vikings led all teams with 8 players selected, including Brett Favre, Adrian Peterson, Jared Allen and Sidney Rice which came as somewhat of a surprise. The Eagles, Cowboys and Colts tied for second with 6 selections. Sadly no player from the Bengals was selected for the game, but I have a feeling that Chad Ochocinco will somehow be in uniform come game time.
Since both teams that make it to the Super Bowl definitely won’t play in the game a lot of the dudes that were snubbed (see Randy Moss, London Fletcher and Brent Celek) will probably get the courtesy replacement invite. Holding the game 2 weeks earlier seems like a pretty bad idea because in theory the 2 teams that do reach the Super Bowl should have the most, if not a bunch of selections, so the game will feature a watered-down version of a game that it pretty watered-down to begin with.
Changing the date and location of the game was more of a business decision that anything else, keeping both the Pro Bowl and the Super Bowl in the same location will save a lot of cheese for the League and boost Miami’s economy for a solid 2 weeks.

AFC & NFC Defensive and Special Team selections after the jump…
Get Buckets: B-Easy’s Game-Winning Dunk At Orlando
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November 26, 2009
This might have been basket interference on Michael Beasley, but the refs didn’t call it, so it wasn’t. After watching the video about 30 times, there is not enough visual evidence to overturn the ruling, so tis tough Magic.
tags: Dwight Howard, Dwyane Wade, Game Winner, Heat, Magic, Miami, Michael Beasley, Orlando, Unome, Vince Carter
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This Is Why Jay-Z Will Pay Dwyane Wade
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November 14, 2009
After being held scoreless in the 2nd half, D-Wade had a little something up his sleeve, hitting this game-winner against the Nets with time winding down. It’s safe to say that Wade is going to get paid in 2010, but the real question is by who?
tags: Brooklyn, D-Wade, Dwyane Wade, Gamewinner, Heat, Jay-Z, Jigga, Miami, Nets, Unome
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A-Rod Spotted Cupcakin’ With Solid 8 In Miami
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November 14, 2009

Now we aren’t trying to be all up in A-Rod’s Kool-aid, because obviously we don’t know the flavor, but one could assume it’s something tasty. Fresh off a World Series championship and with a cracking offseason awaiting, Rodriguez headed out to Miami where he was spotted caking with this solid worker bee. You may recall that A-Rod is boo’ed up already with Kate Hudson, with reports in recent weeks that the couple was going to square out and get married.
While we can’t speculate as to who the beezy is in these photos, we know that we would probably mash, so guaranteed A-Rod would, cause he was thirsty for Madonna. Either way, these photos may seem questionable to some, but you have to think that A-Rod would be smart enough to know that them people are always watching, ready to snap a photo at any moment. So he should know better than to be spotted like this, unless it’s harmless or he is trying to send a message. Via INF Daily

tags: A-Rod, Alex Rodriguez, Dime, Miami, Work, World Series, Yankees
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In The Face: Wade Double Shitz To Chestie On Varejao
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November 13, 2009
“Welcome to your Kodak moment Anderson Varejao”
Dunk Score: 10
Got damn! D-Wade caught Anderson Varejao slippin’ like Kane’s cousin Harold. After Varejao gets yammed on all he can do is crack up, even though it’s really no laughing matter. This is easily the dunk of the season to date and odd are this will actually end up on a poster. Our heart goes out to Varejao’s family and LeBron, for having a teammate that will forever be known as D-Wade’s dunkbait. The King deserves better.
tags: Anderson Varejao, Bang Out, Cavs, Cleveland, D-Wade, Dunk, Dwyane Wade, Heat, lebron james, LOL, Miami, NBA, Shart
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College Football Saturday: The U Is Back!!!!
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October 4, 2009
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#17 Miami 21, #8 Oklahoma – We know a lot of people jumped off the bandwagon after the U’s humiliating defeat at Va Tech last weekend but much like Pimpin’ Snooky….The U is Back!!! After 4 consecutive games against Top 25 opponents, one of the toughest schedules to start a season in recent memory, Miami escaped with a record of 3-1 after beating an Oklahoma team playing once again without Heisman winner Sam Bradford. But that really wasn’t an excuse for the Sooners, who were playing well with replacement Landry Fields heading into the matchup. The U should be rewarded for this victory with a nice jump back up the polls.
Jacory Harris was ready for this game, so much so that he even got “U SWAG” cut into his hair. Harris didn’t have his swag right early on in the game, throwing 2 picks in the first quarter. He recovered nicely though and finished 19-28 for 202 yards, 3 TD and the 2 picks. Harris led the ‘Canes on a 4th quarter drive that ate up the final 4 minutes of the game. Running back Javarris James (Edge’s cousin) had one of the best games of his career rushing for 150 yards.
The highlight of the night came the after Jacory’s postgame interview when he asked someone if they have seen (Oklahoma replacement QB) Landry Jones, to which said person responded “Who?” then Jacory responded “the quarterback.”
#7 USC 30, #24 Cal 3 - For the 2nd straight week Cal gets humiliated, this time at home. Unfortunately for the Trojans just got Oregon’s leftovers and their smashing of the Golden Bears in Berkeley won’t do much for their National titles hopes. It really just shows what we knew all along, Cal was overrated. This has been a pretty consistent trend during the Jeff Tedford era. The team starts out hot with some impressive victories, then proceeds to trick it like they got it. Jahvid Best struggled again, only managing 47 rush yards on 14 carries, effectively ending his heisman campaign
It was an emotional game for the Trojans, playing without Stafon Johnson, who underwent emergency throat surgery earlier in the week, but Joe McKnight filled in nicely with 119 yards and 2 TD. Matt Barkley looked solid in his first start since suffering a shoulder injury against Ohio State.



