LOL: Marshawn Lynch In ESPN’s Sport Science Rip-Off

In case you didn’t know, Marshawn Lynch aka Mr. Beast mode Let’s Get It, is one of your bigger legends in the NFL today. Despite some of the negative press that he has received for some of his off the field antics, including a hitting a chick with his porsche in Buffalo and getting caught up riding dirty in L.A., he is a good dude that will blow your mind with his Bay Area savagery. Any human being that rocks a gold grill, is ok in my book.

Lynch’s lingo is in a class of it’s own, as the average square has a difficult time trying to decipher what the Bills running back is saying nearly all the time. But for those hip enough to keep up with his mouthpiece, which is like the Southeast (deadly), nearly everything he says is legendary.

Lynch recently appeared on an ESPN web video called Sport Science, which looked eerily similar to the show that runs on Fox Sports of the same name. In this video, the squares demonstrate how comparatively Lynch’s legs are stronger than a diesel truck. Tell us something we don’t know.

Check out a video of Lynch going super-dumb in an injury cart during a college game back in the day after the jump…

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Marshawn Lynch Gets Caught Riding Dirty

Dang Marshawn Lynch looks to be another victim of DWB…Driving While Black. After police recognized him chillin’ with two of his boys in a 1996 Mercedes they decided to go over and see what was really good. But, instead of getting an autograph from the Pro Bowler, they decided to search the car instead.

And in the car “somewhere” they found a loaded gun. What prompted this search we don’t know, but one is left to conclude it was a case of DWB.

Now them people are charging him with felony charges for possession of a concealed firearm. If the charge sticks he could be looking at anywhere from 3 months to 1 year in a state pen. You can bet your ass Judge Goodell is not going to be too happy about this. Tis tuff bro…