WTF! Cubs Suspend Milton Bradley For Rest Of Season

Much like Snoop’s No Limit classic, the game is to be sold…not told. Always known for speaking his mind, in a way that the average square would try to view in the same vein as Kanye, Milton Bradley got told to kick rocks by the Cubs this weekend, after jaw-jacking to the media and sharing his thoughts on his current situation.

Bradley’s had a tumultuous relationship with the team since signing this offseason and has repeatedly exposed himself to the hateration of Cubs fans and media alike. But the reality is, when you’re due a little over $20 mil in the next 2 seasons, you have a right to get your grievances addressed. Either way Bradley will be at the crib for the remainder of the season…still getting checks.

Whether you agree with Bradley or not, the bottom line is the Cubs haven’t won a World Series since 1908 and last time we checked that wasn’t recently. And on another note, Beyonce did have one of the greatest videos of all time.

Check out Bradley stomping down on the media (aka squares with microphones) a few weeks ago.

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Breaking News: Lou Piniella Smoked Dope Only Once

So you know word just got around that Cubs catcher Geovany Soto tested positive for weed during the WBC. Well now you have Lou Piniella coming to his player’s rescue, saying that: he’s “smoked dope one time in [his] life”, but didn’t like it so he never smoked it again. Yeah…One time Lou, who are you kidding?

You look like the type that used to be the king of the bong-rip back in the day. He’s an old head so he was growing up in the 60’s and 70’s with all the hippies, so you know everyone was chiefing…including him.

And he’s saying he only tried it once… we believe him just about as much as when a man that said he could turn a hoe into a housewife.