Good & Terrible: Pacquiao Sings On Kimmel Live Again
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March 5, 2010
Manny Pacquiao may be a little dude, but since he could give the majority of the world a solid one-hitter quitter at will, he generally gets his way. The champ is getting ready to fight Not Floyd Mayweather aka Joshua Clottey on March 13 at Cowboys Stadium, but took some time out of his busy schedule to make another appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Last time Pacquiao was on the show he sang Dan Hill’s classic “Sometimes When We Touch.” This time he kept it slow and sexy, singing another classic in George Benson’s “Nothing’s Gonna Change My Love For You.”
It was kind of wack, but at least it was somewhat entertaining. But guaranteed everybody in the Philippines is rolling for sho. Video of Pacquiao’s performance after the jump…
LOL: Mayweather Clowns Mosley At NYC Fight Promo
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March 3, 2010
As we all know, the world of sports if fueled by those that chose to talk a lot of heat, and boxing is always the prime example. As much physical as mental, boxers spend a considerable amount of time trying to play mind games and get underneath their opponent’s skin to gain any advantage that they can. When Floyd “Money” Mayweather and “Sugar” Shane Mosley headed out to NYC to promote their May 1 welterweight showdown, both men took the opportunity to try and knock the other man’s hustle before, during and after the fight.
Unfortunately Mosley looks like he is a little too punch-drunk these days and struggles to make coherent sentences, while Money Mayweather has a mouthpiece like the Southeast (see Hurricane Katrina) which is deadly. Mayweather gets the best of the verbal fisticuffs clowning Mosley’s fit, claiming it was off the rack and bragging about his own custom suits and gators. Mayweather also goes in on Sugar Shane’s ex-boo Jin, who also serves as his manager, saying that he has to pay her both manager fees and alimony. While this isn’t as funny as Floyd Sr.’s rant a while back it is definitely worth listening to.
The full press conference from yesterday’s promotional event after the jump…
Safe For Jerk (SFJ): Beezies Jazzercise At Suns Game
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March 2, 2010
Any time I hear some Brittney Spears for some reason it makes me a little thirstier than average. Coupled with damn near 200 cougars of all shapes and sizes jazzercising in unison and there you have it–the woody is ready like spaghetti. Guaranteed their was after make-up of cougar including the Ferrari, Cadillac, Trans Am and Taurus distinctions as well as a few hoopties.
Ghettooh: Steve Alford Calls BYU Player An A-Hole
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February 28, 2010
What is it about the University of New Mexico that makes players and coaches want to get into some gangster ‘ish? First it was rookie football head coach Mike Locksley getting suspended for 10 days after choking out one of his assistant coaches. Then it was women’s soccer player Elizabeth Lambert debo’ing a player (coincidentally from BYU) during a loss in the Mountain West tourney. And now Steve Alford has joined the list after being caught on camera calling BYU senior forward Jonathan Tavernari an A-hole following the Lobos conference-clinching win Saturday night.
During the customary postgame handshakes, which are supposed to promote good sportsmanship, Alford and Tavernari got into a heated exchange as the coach followed the opposing player down the line as he was shaking hands. You can tell that Tavernari is the type of player that can definitely get under your skin, with a swag that could be mistaken for being a little too cocky. Tavernari tried to ease the tension by going into the Lobos locker room to apologize, but either way Alford is going to experience some moderate heat now that everybody has access to the tape.
The Mountain West is currently investigating the matter and guaranteed Alford will be forced to issue some form of public apology and be subject to reprimand by school officials. Alford’s punishment shouldn’t be too severe though because Tavernari really might be an A-hole and if Locksley only got 10 days for choking a dude and his team is nastier than all hell, then a Mountain West regular season title should only mean a slap on the wrist.
Video of the incident after the jump…
LOL: Snowboarder Uses Medal To Score Chick
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February 23, 2010
We have to give it up to this legend, USA snowboarder Scotty Lago, who after winning a bronze medal decided it would be a good idea to take it to the concrete in Vancouver to see if he could get a little action. And a little action he got, with this decent beezy who is probably best reserved for those late nights, when all other options have failed–also known as a last resort. Maybe if Lago won the gold, he could have secured the services of something closer to, if not a dime, but when you’re the 2nd loser, this is what you are relegated to.
Unfortunately for Lago, these somewhat humorous photos weren’t found so funny by the USOC, who basically forced Lago to issue an apology for publicly trying to get some action. Lago also decided to bounce from the Olympic Village, which had to be one of the hardest decisions of his life considering that the Village is usually a raging orgy of some of your more highly-skilled and thirstier athletes from across the country. After athletes finish with competition they generally are looking for someone to help them get their proverbial nut. Lago had to learn the hard way about the importance of keeping things on the DL. Via TMZ
WTF? Ray-J’s Salty Voicemail For Reggie Bush
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February 22, 2010
So apparently Ray-J is a little salty at Reggie Bush for all of his recent caking of his current boo Kim Kardashian, who just happens to be Ray-J’s ex. Allegedly he left this voicemail for Reggie a few days ago and after some difficult negotiations, The Chaser was able to acquire a copy of said voicemail. Hopefully you enjoy listening to it as much as we do, cause we still got the tape as well.
LOL High School Edition: White Men Can’t Jump!!!
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February 18, 2010
This video starts out with potential but even though it’s the broadest definition of a dunk in basketball history, for some reason this joint is pretty funny. You got to give the kid credit for trying, even though he got about as high as a square smoking a strezoid bleezy. In case you didn’t know, that’s low. On the bright side, a couple of year’s from now, no one will remember and the kid will claim he banged out. Nothing helps you forget better then time.
