LOL: John Wall & DeMarcus Cousins Do The “Dougie”

Apparently people want to be taught how to do this dance, known as the “Dougie,” because all the girls love it. It’s always cool to see a bunch of teenagers and young adults with millions in the back getting their dance on and having a good time.

John Wall and his former Kentucky teammate DeMarcus Cousins were at a recent shoot with other NBA rookies (including Jordan Crawford) where they decided to have an impromptu dance session while the Cali Swag District’s hit Teach Me How To Dougie.

Both Wall and Cousins display solid form in their Dougie renditions, but the crown goes to Wall, who’s overall swag has been off the charts since even before he played his first college basketball game.

Just cause we are in the Dougie’ing mood, check out a shot of Kim Kardashian, aka Thick Tracy, getting her Dougie with the Cali Swag District this weekend.

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NSFW Ochocinco Before & After “Dick Towel” Tweets

Chad Ochocinco is a fool for this one. Guaranteed some type of fine will be coming down from the NFL, but Chad definitely added to his legendariousness. After seeing these pics that Ochocinco tweeted out earlier today, rocking various sized “dick towels,” you should consider adding one to your collection.

If you visit the site often then you are already aware of our position on seeing athlete dick…WE’RE NOT ROLLING! Unless you’re talking about Brett Favre of course.

Having  sent a few solid shots of my meat to lucky ladies throughout the course of my life, I understand the importance of privacy.

But when you have a big meat it doesn’t matter because even if the pictures get released, it’s really just some solid publicity. Via Chad Ochocinco’s Twitter

Ochocinco’s dick towels after the jump…
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JaVale McGee’s Bad News/Good News Tweets

Wizards center JaVale McGee has blown up in the past few months, parlaying a dominating performance in the NBA Summer League to an invite to try-out for Team USA. After getting the boot initially following the team’s training camp in Vegas last month (which took a backseat to King James’ partying) McGee was invited back on the team to participate at the World Basketball Championships.

McGee looked solid in the intra-squad scrimmage last week and should team nicely with #1 pick John Wall to make the Wizards a whole lot more entertaining than they were last year.

And from the looks of it Big Daddy Wookie ( JaVale’s twitter name) has a pretty good sense of humor as well. Via JaVale McGee’s Twitter

McGee’s good news tweet after the jump…

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Decent: Bum Fight In Front Of Madison Square Garden

The title pretty much says it all, but in case you need a better understanding of what’s on this video here is the description from the Youtube uploader:

Bum trys to start a fight outside Madison Square Garden.

Definitely not one of the best bum fights that you will see, but good enough for some entertainment on what is shaping up to be a slow Monday in August. Enjoy!

Deebo’d: Old Chick Vs. Young Chick At Port-A-Potty

Since we feel like the Manhattan Beach 6 Man is one of the most under-appreciated sporting event in the country, considering the abundance of cheeks eating bikinis, we are going to keep giving it the love that it deserves. Whilst our latest offering isn’t as exciting as a jiggly-booty it still is pretty entertaining.

Any time you mix alcohol and a lack of port-a-potties there is bound to be some trouble. Luckily some legend captured these verbal fisticuffs between an old chick and a young one after the older work took a little too long in the stall.

She was probably dropping a solid doozer, which is uncomfortable and will definitely make you salty and ready to get it cracking.

Decent: Who Are The Jacksonville Panthers?

As we learned from Gloria in White Men Can’t Jump, most squares that are fortunate enough to make it as a contestant on the thinking man’s game, aka Jeopardy, tend to lack tremendously in their knowledge of sports.

During a recent episode of the show the Final Jeoporady category was “The Super Bowl,” with the answer being “As of 2010 it’s the only current NFC team to have never played in a Super Bowl.”

We use think that everyone knew that the Lions (the correct question) were the nastiest team in NFL history, but the eventual winner’s a choice of the “Jacksonville Panthers” (luckily she had enough cheese stacked up) was kind of mind-boggling. But judging by her look and fit game, it’s obvious that it’s whateves to her.

LOL: Drunk Mets Fan (With Solid Mullet) Gets Deebo’d

Normally a wasted (alcoholic?) beverage at a baseball game could lead to some solid saltiness/fisticuffs, but not in the case of this Mets fan, who looks something like Nick Nolte with a Tennessee waterfall. Obviously inebriated and unaware of his surroundings, the mulleted Nolte catches a solid elbow from another unassuming fan and gets knocked to the ground, spilling his tasty drink.

But instead of trying to get rowdy, the dude simply gets up, brushes the dirt off of his shoulders and keeps it moving. The best part is that at first the guy that knocks him over is a little bit nervous, expecting some type of retaliation.

Once he realizes that said retaliation isn’t coming, he proceeds to take another swig from the cup of liquid courage and breathes a sigh of relief. Via Busted Coverage

LOL: Kobayashi Arrested At Hot Dog Eating Contest

Japanese weenie-eating sensation Kobayashi was arrested Sunday, following the 95th annual Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Competition. The former 6-time champion, who has since seen his run taken over by American Joey Chestnut, tried to jump on stage following the contest to try and steal some shine.

Kobayashi was promptly arrested by New York city police officers and taken to jail on charges of  obstruction of governmental administration, resisting arrest, trespassing and disorderly conduct.

Kobayashi was released from prison Monday following the incident, but learned firsthand what it’s really like to be a weenie.