Sick Shot: Kobe Hits 6th Game-Winner This Season

Kobe may like to grab other dude’s meats, but that doesn’t mean that he isn’t arguably the clutchest player in NBA history. With each game-winner, Kobe becomes closer to distancing himself from Michael Jordan in this debate. This game-winner couldn’t have come at a better time, as the Lakers were in the midst of a 3-game losing streak, in desperate need of a win to get that proverbial monkey off their back. Kobe came through yet again and prevented a potential disaster.

Sadly even though LeBron James is securing his title as the greatest of all times, he will probably never be regarded at the level of a Jordan and Bryant in terms of being clutch. This is mainly due to the fact that in order to be a clutch player, your team has to be in a close game. King James isn’t in nearly as many close games as Kobe and the Lakers, and even though they win more of them than they lose, it’s never a good sign when it takes a last-second shot to defeat some of your nastier squads in the league.

WTF! Did Kobe Try To Grab Matt Barnes’ Meat?

Now I’m not saying that Kobe likes men, but this whole grab other dude’s meat thing has to come to an end. A little over a week after getting caught double-poking Andre Iguodala’s wanker, it appears that Kobe was at it again during his game-long feud with Magic forward Matt Barnes Sunday. The pair went at it all game long, getting in each other’s faces repeatedly and both men went out of their way to deliver a few bumps and courtesy elbows, whilst talking an abundance of heat.

Kobe definitely crossed the line during the 3rd quarter when following a Barnes tip-jam Bryant tried to throw his forearm in the generally direction of Barnes’ nether region. Noticing that Kobe’s arm came a little too close for comfort, Barnes reacts almost instantaneously, thrusting himself in Kobe’s general direction and proceeding to get all up in his grill. At first glance it may have appeared that Barnes flung himself in Kobe’s direction after the dunk to gloat, but the reality is that he was pissed that his manhood was being endangered.

Kobe may have just been putting his arm up to shield himself from Barnes’ landing, but after reviewing the video it looks like he makes a conscious effort to hit Barnes in the balls. This move is becoming far too common for Bryant and needs to be addressed. Coincidentally John Amaechi is sitting somewhere smiling, remembering all the “accidental” meat grabs that he amassed throughout his career. He probably has a woody.

Video of Kobe grabbing yet another dude’s meat, this time it’s teammate Pau Gasol during last year’s Finals, coincidentally against the Magic, after the jump…(Not Safe For Kobe Lovers)

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WTF? Kobe Pokes Andre Iguodala’s Meat…Twice

Kobe Bryant has been in the League for a long time, so he knows the tricks of the trade, but poking Andre Iguodala’s meat not once, but twice as he attempted a jumper is definitely crossing the line (watch the slo mo replay for the double-poking). Hell facebook doesn’t even allow the double-poke (unless you get poked back) but the shady move didn’t go unnoticed as Kobe was whistled for a foul on the play (shocker). Iguodala was visibly shaken after getting the double nut-shot from the 2nd-best player in the NBA right now.

While Kobe doesn’t really have a reputation as a meat-poker, this move might be considered extremely dirty by some. It wasn’t like Kobe was sneaky with it as this was pretty blatant and dare I say malicious. You should never mess with a man’s manhood, unless that’s your thing and he gives you the go-ahead. Via Busted Coverage

Sick Shot: Kobe Returns And Hits Game-Winner

After that shady ankle injury caused Kobe to miss the last 5 games, plus the All-Star festivities, the legend came back like 2-3, hitting this clutch game-winning 3-pointer with his squad down 2. Kobe didn’t look too rusty after the time off putting up 32 points, 7 rebounds and 6 dimes, and it didn’t hurt that it was against the Grizzlies. The Lake Show minus Kobe looked decent but with him back in the lineup they look like contenders once again. With the Cavs nasty interesting trade still needing to work play itself out the 2nd-best dude in the League, now has the top squad for the time being.

In The Face x 2: Ray Allen Gets Best Of Both Worlds

Dunk Score: 9.1

Ray Allen may be getting up there in age, but he still has a little be left in the tank as displayed by this fastbreak bang-out over Shannon Brown last Thursday. Ray-Ray was probably happy that he didn’t get dealt after rumors circulated that his days in Boston may be numbered. After Brown’s nasty performance in the dunk contest, preceeded by a much-hyped campaign to “Let Shannon Dunk,” it might be time for all those salty at him to join the “Watch Shannon Get Dunked On” campaign. Ray Allen would serve as the founding member.

Later on in the game Allen was a victim of the what goes around comes back around phenomenon as Lamar Odom caught him slipping and banged over him much like Derek Fisher got yammed on by Corey Brewer in the not too distant past. I’m pretty sure that if Allen could have given back his dunk on Shannon Brown, to avoid getting way more demoralized by Odom, he would.

Check out Odom’s dunk after the jump…

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The #1 Reason That L.O. Wifed Khloe Kardashian

Damn, L.O. went from being higher than the moon, to dunking on it. Only in America.

Back when is was first revealed that L.O. was caking Khloe Kardashian to extreme levels, we were just as shocked as everyone else. Everybody pretty much thought the same thing about the situation, “What the hell is L.O. thinking?” Well, that answer can be summed up as such–cha-ching! The dude that was once in front of the world crying over an apparent weed addiction (I’m pretty sure he never considered slurping meat to to get a hit of that sweet cheeba), is now starring and co-starring in a variety of commercials for legitimate products, including this joint he recently did for Power Bar. Coincidentally Power Bars are a stoner favorite, which is yet another example of solid cross promotion.

After wifing Not Kim, and getting clowned by any and everybody in the process, L.O. has become arguably the most marketable Laker, because shockingly, he has the least amount of baggage in comparison to Kobe and Ron-Ron. The puppet version of Kobe gets way more face time than the actual Black Mamba, plus he has been accused of trying to take the cookie, which has left a lingering black eye that still hasn’t healed. Everybody knows that Artest is on some other ‘ish, but does dominate social networks and Ustream so this leaves Odom as a viable option because him and his boo have formed a power couple.

Odom has essentially went from being mildew to BBQ, a dude who use to get no burn on the airwaves (besides a solid Entourage cameo) to racking in the dough. Check out a brief sampling of some of L.O.’s most recent work after the jump…

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The Great Debate Continues: Kobe vs. LeBron

The Kobe vs LeBron (or LeBron vs Kobe depending on who you’re rolling with) has been known to cause bitter arguments and depending on your allegiance, can even lead to some fisticuffs. The dudes in this video get into a heated argument while riding the bus. One dude is a Kobe lover while the other is a witness to the King, which leads to a great back in forth as the argument stretches beyond basketball and gets personal.

The Let Shannon Dunk Phenomenon Is Growing

Shannon Brown is quickly gaining notoriety around the league and appears to have found a home with Lake Show. After a few disappointing seasons with the Cavs and Bobcats, Brown was apart of the Vlad Rad trade and has surprisingly done work in his first full season with the squad. Since his selection for the Dunk contest next month, Brown has been on a mission show why he was worthy of the honor. During the Lakers game against the Wizards Tuesday, Brown put on a dunking display including catching a tip-jam on the heads of former Tar Heels Antawn Jamison and Brendan Haywood.