Holler Back: Kurt Warner Retiring From NFL

Damn, another NFL Legend decides to chunk the deuces before Brett Favre does. At 38 years old and nearly two weeks after suffering a concussion-sized hit to the grill in the Cardinals divisional round loss to the Saints, Kurt Warner has decided to make his next move his best one, announcing his retirement. After 12 hall of fame worthy season in the NFL, highlighted by being named NFL MVP twice (1999, 2001) and Super Bowl XXXIV MVP after leading the Rams to title, Warner’s career has been defined by both his resiliency and Jesus-freakery.

Warner started his professional career as undrafted out of Northern Iowa in 1994. After going to Packers training camp and getting cut he played a few seasons in the AFL for the Iowa Barnstormers and also in NFL Europe as a member of the St. Louis Rams, after signing with the team in 1998. After riding pine for a season, Warner got his big break in 1999, when an injury to Trent Green thrust him to the driver seat of “The Greatest Show On Turf,” where he accomplished much of his personal success.

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Leinart Trains MMA…

Matt Leinart has searched high and low for anything, something that will make him good. And as you know the search has been long and filled with a lot of detours at hot tub parties. Not bad a bad life. But, this is Matt Leinart we are talking about here…he’s not supposed to be a career backup.

And as his fame from USC has dwindled and the girls have realized that he sucks and is not even better than a 40 year old, Matt has become desperate that he has gone to training MMA style. Okay Matt!

But, come training camp it will be the same story as it has been for years, he will get beaten out by old folgie, can definately get the senior citizens discount at Red Lobster, WWJD, Kurt Warner. Tis tuff, bro.

Dancing With The JerseyChaser Players Edition…

This footage comes from a JerseyChaser out there who just happened to be attending Larry Fitzgerald’s Charity Basketball game and caught their halftime show on tape. A dance off between Kurt Warner and Fitzgerald.

And Warner being old and white is not too bad at “walking it out”. That’s what happens when you are in a locker room full of black guys for hours a day who do nothing but listen to Lil’ Wayne and say “no homo.”

Superbowl Losers Get Appearances On…

Sp you know when you win the Superbowl you get to go on a big time talk show like the Today, Letterman, or Leno. You hardly ever see the losers doing any interviews. Then Kurt Warner had to pop up on the Ellen Show of all places. Tis tuff, I guess no one else wanted him. At least she got him to do a little dance.