Kim Kardashian Tweets Sexy Pic From 2011 Calendar
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August 22, 2010
After looking at some of the offerings from “Fat Booty Friday,” we’ve learned that there are cheeks across the world that are far superior to Kim Kardashian, but she is still killing the game based on all-around value. Kim recently uploaded this pic as a teaser for her 2011 calendar which will be released later in the year.
Whilst I have enough ways to figure out what day it is (even though I stopped wearing a watch a few years ago), it wouldn’t be a bad idea to have 12 months of Kim hanging up in the bedroom. It would ensure close to 365 days worth of solid visuals to help get the juices flowing.
You can check out Kim and the rest of the Kardashian (& Odom) crew on the season premiere of Keeping Up With tonight on E! You know we’ll be watching to see what that thang looks like (even though we got that low def). Via Kim Kardashian’s Twitter
BYD: Miles Austin’s Boo Gets It Cracking In Vegas
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August 19, 2010
Chaser favorite Kim Kardashian took her cheeks to Vegas last weekend to celebrate the 2 year anniversary of hotspot Lavo, located inside the Palazzo. Miles Austin’s alleged Boo hit the red carpet to snap up some pics and even managed to holler at the DJ booth to spin a few tracks.
Hopefully some DJ Quik was on the playlist, but highly doubftul. Kardashian rolled without her Boo, who is busy trying to prepare to do work for the Cowboys.
Lavo is the same spot that Kim and then Boo Reggie Bush celebrated Valentine’s Day after the Saints won the Super Bowl, just in case you cared. More pics of Kim after the jump…
L.O. With Kardashian Sisters At Teen Choice Awards
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August 9, 2010
Lamar Odom hit the 2010 Teen Choice Awards Sunday, rolling with a team of Thicky Ricardo’s aka the Kardashian sisters (disclaimer: just the legal ones ya heard), including wifey Khloe, along with cheek champion Kim and revitalized Kourtney, all looking good enough to slop up with a biscuit.
Lamar and the Kardashian crew were kind enough to allow all the photogs in attendance some quality face time, and L.O. even went so far as to enter the media area, grab a camera and snap a few pictures of his wifey (and hopefully some aspect of Kim’s shooter). The 2-Time NBA champion is on top of the world right now as his swagger appears to be all the way turnt up.
Real talk (you probably won’t trust me), Lamar Odom is easily the biggest star on the Lakers…and the dude DOESN’T EVEN START! This is no disrespect to L.O.’s game, because he is the most versatile big man in the League (besides LeBron). It really just shows that The Lake Show already has a super squad similar to what’s now cracking in South Beach and Boston.
Odom gets way more face time than any of the other dudes on the Lakers, excluding Artest but most of that is stuff he puts up himself. Because of his successful merger into the Kardashian tribe Odom has reaped the benefits of a fan base that extends beyond just sports.
Much like cornbread, ain’t nothing wrong with that. Pics of Odom and the Kardashian’s after the jump…
BYD: Kim Kardashian Cheek Check (+ Kourtney)
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July 20, 2010
Even though Kim has the realest cheek game in the Kardashian clan (in the top percentile in the world), on the low, Kourtney may be the dimest in the family. Because of her tamer cheek, but solid knock game, Kourtney is what most of the squares in the world prefer in terms of thickness. She is looking mighty solid after dropping a kid not too long ago.
But for those that like them thicker than a snicker, Kim takes the crown all day everyday. More pics of both Kim and Kourtney chillaxin’ on the beach after the jump…
BYD: Kim Kardashian Gets Dat Azz Waxed
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July 7, 2010
Kim Kardashian, aka Ms. Mo Cheeks, was recently immortalized by Madame Tussauds with her very own wax statue. Despite a few key differences, mainly a pulse and a less flattering cheek game, the wax version of Kim is almost as moneyable as the real life version. Almost.
Unfortunately, in terms of Thicky Ricardo-ness, Kim’s wax version pales in comparison to that of Chaser designated Ms. Good Googly Moogly, Serena Williams. Then again, so does a real life head-to-head battle. But if you got the chance to mash either one of those tasty cakes, you’d have to call it a win.
More pics of Kim and her wax statue (that you would probably wax) after the jump…
BYD: Kim Kardashian Got 2 Midgets In Her Pants
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June 30, 2010
Besides her astonishing cheek game, you have to roll with Kim Kardashian because she stays up in the gym just working on her fitness. Reggie Bush’s (current or former) Boo hollered at the trendy Los Angeles workout spot Barry’s Bootcamp, to make sure that she stays thicker than a snicker.
When you are dealing with a thickness of Kim’s magnitude, a few big meals can be the difference between good googly moogly and more to love.
More pics of everyone’s favorite socialite’s cheek game after the jump…
BYD: Kim Kardashian Covering Cheeks At Beach
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June 12, 2010
Whenever you are dealing with Kim Kardashian, it’s going to take way more than a thin layer of clothing to cover up that cheek. With the World Cup in full swing Kim K tried her hand with the other futbol, letting Portuguese sensation Cristiano Ronaldo toot, then boot. It appears that Kim has decided to roll with the USA’s version of football once again, allegedly getting Boo’d up again with Saints running back Reggie Bush. Considering all the controversy Bush is experiencing now because of some questionable college dealings, Kim’s cheek should be a great distraction to help take his minds off of things.
More pics after the jump…
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BYD: Kim Kardashian’s Body Is Banging Like Ray Ray
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May 18, 2010
Even though she might have been the victim of the infamous “A Few Hitter Quitter” by Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, Kim Kardashian is still looking My-T-Fine these days. She just makes you want to slop her up (on a biscuit preferably). Kim will be featured on the June cover of Shape magazine, so make sure you go ahead and grab a few copies.
Pics of Kim with the fam last week at LA hotspot Kitson after the jump…
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