JC Baby Bump Watch…Gisele x Adriana Lima x Kendra

You’ve got Adriana Lima looking as big as Rosie O’Donnel. Kendra over here looking like she’s one of the Oompa Loompa people from the Chocolate Factory. And then there’s Gisele, who is still looking supermodel skinny, sexy, sleek, and pretty.

She is the only one of our athlete boo’s that hasn’t announced that she’s pregs and the only one that really isn’t showing. We know Kendra is due around Christmas and having a boy. Adriana got pregs in Feb, which puts her due date sometime in Oct-Nov.

So when is Gisele due because we thought she was pregnant before both them?….

Video: Topless Skydive…Would You Wife Kendra?

We’ve had our eye on this Kendra show for quite sometime, and it is decent. There is more blurred-out big titties on the show than there has been in the history of TV… Kendra and her friend stay taking their top off. And all this just makes us wish this one was on HBO so they could just show everything.

But we have came to the conclusion that not only can she keep her top on… she is a freaking airhead. She makes Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and every other chick that had their 15 minutes of reality TV fame look like a Rhodes Scholar.

And there’s Hank, always right by her side and giving the game a black eye by wifing a chick that obviously is looser than Bridget Nielsen. Now we’re not saying we wouldn’t beat, but we damn sure aren’t wifing!!

Are you?

Hank And Kendra Off On Their Honeymoon…

The Wedding is over and done with, Hank Baskett has made Kendra his official girl. And if you missed the pics from the wedding then here they are, trust me you’ll want to see the three girls Hugh Hefner brought to the wedding. And there are people out there that say pimpin’ is dead.

But, Hank and Kendra are off to their honeymoon…where too we don’t know. All Kendra would tell us is that, “It’s a private island. I wanna be able to walk around naked if I want and not have paparazzis!”.

And in more important news, it looks like Hank upgraded her ring too. She was spotted wearing a bigger ring with more bling as they left were leaving from LAX on yesterday. I guess Kendra saw our old post and made it known that she had the smallest ring out of all the athlete boo’s…yeah we don’t call them wag’s.

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Hank Baskett And Kendra Got Married…Wedding Pics!

We would like to send a congrats shout out to our knig Hank Baskett for risking half of his income and getting married to not just anybody, but to Playboy Bunny Kendra Wilkenson…and we got the pictures to prove it.

The wedding went down yesterday in sunny Californ-i-a at the Playboy Mansion, which is just down the street and around the corner from where Mike Jack died. There were about 500 guests, including the Pimp of the Century, Hugh Heffner… and of course the other Girl’s Next Door Girls, Holly and Bridget.

And in case you love the Eagles and want to see video, the reality cameras were rolling during the wedding so you should be seeing it on the Kendra Show on E! sometime this season. Enjoy the pics…click them to enlarge.

(Photo by Flynet Pictures)

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Kendra Had A Bachelorette Party!

Kendra had her bachelorette party at Guys and Dolls nightclub last night. There is not much to talk about here other than it looks as if Kendra is starting to show the good side effects of being pregnant…her fun bags are looking extra plump and milky… You know Hank is going to have fun playing with those.

Poor Hank Baskett…He Impregnates Kendra

Yup, word is coming in that Kendra Wilkinson is pregs and although we are not 100% positive because you never know with girls like her, we are assuming that Hank is the father. But, just to be safe we’d get a paternity test if we were him.

As if you needed another reason to watch their show, now you will get to see her titties swell up to an even ginormouser size, morning sicknesses, random mood swings. Now that’s good TV. So tune in on Sundays to see Hank try to turn a hoe into a housewife.

And just in case you were wondering if the show was any good, it did 2.6 million viewers its first episode, way sicker than the Girls Next Door numbers.

Preview: Kendra Wilkinson And Hank’s Reality Show…

Here goes a preview of Kendra Wilkinson’s (the Playboy chick from Girls Next Door) new show that is going to follow her around as she gets ready to marry marry Hank Basket of the Philadelphia Eagles.

But, rather than show you the wack and boring one…here goes what that funny white dude on Talk Soup had to say about show.

And if you’re not from Phili and wonder how good this dude Hank Basket is here’s a link to his player profile, but just so you know already…he’s a scrub.

If Your Girl Has Multiple Videos Like This…

Don’t ever, ever, ever, marry her…

How is your wife going have a stripper pole she’s promoting, tough. She wants every American girl, woman, and grandma to be able to set up shop right in their own home. It’ll be the rise of the stay at home strippers.

We don’t know…it might even be portable for that stripper on the go. Congratulations Hank, she’s a winner. Matter fact she says you’re her hero…you and Hugh Hefner. Check the video below for the interview…

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