BYD: Jessica Simpson’s Knocks Are Ginormous

(See if you can solve this riddle)

Damn! Jessica Simpson got more knocks than Halloween 2009 and is filling up that bra like $50 on pump 5. Tony Romo’s (no homo) former Boo was spotted recently looking thicker than a snicker, at least as far as her top half is concerned, but is a few cartons of Chunky Monkey away from looking like a richman’s John Kruk. At this point she is still smashable, like plates at a Greek restaurant, but is one depressing incident away from letting herself go beyond the point of return. But for right now, let us all enjoy these bodacious tatas.

More pics of Jessica Simpson after the jump…
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BYD: Jessica Simpson Thirsty For Some Sweeter Juice

Jessica Simpson’s looking thicker than a snicker nowadays. TMZ released a video of Simpson, Tony Romo’s former boo, out in the NYC last night saying she was thirsty for the Cowboys QB’s new primary target, wide receiver Miles Austin. As we have previously stated, eventually every woman realizes that a trip to the darkside is a marvelous experience. Simpson’s revelation comes as no surprise, as we’re sure that Austin could probs smash her cakes better than Romo, who is more of a squarish type.

More pics of Simpson at the “Chicago” afterparty in NYC after the jump…

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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush Break Up

We were just like damn, first Tony Romo dumps Jessica Simpson and now this. Kim Kardashian’s reps have confirmed the report that she and Saints running back Reggie Bush are no longer an item. After an intense summer of caking at a level comparable to only Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, Kim K. and Reggie are no more.

The couple had been together since spring of ‘07, which coincidentally was right around the time that Reggie started sucking. This news is shocking, considering that a few months ago the two were allegedly thinking about marriage. We guess Reggie came to the realization that if he wants to serve in the NFL, he can’t have Kim serving him and taking the life out of him faster than that hit Sheldon Brown laid on him in the playoffs a few years back.

We’ve all seen the Ray J. tape, so we know that dealing with that much cheek can be dangerous to one’s professional career.

Our tribute to the former couple after the jump…

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T.O. Was Hilarious On Jimmy Kimmel…

Jimmy is the man, and we’re talking about Kimmel…not Fallon. He had TO on the show last night and it was probably the most hilarious athlete that he has ever had on the show. From talking sh*t on the Buffalo Bills to asking if TO would date Jessica Simpson….his response, “I don’t know if she likes black guys.”

LOL! Watch and be entertained.

Tony Romo Celebrates Being Single With His Knigs…

Jessica Simpson’s tear ain’t even dried yet and Tony Romo is out celebrating the breakup with his boys. Some stalkers spotted him out here in LA at a West Hollywood club. And we know what you’re thinking, but no, he wasn’t at one of the crooked clubs (the opposite of straight), he was spotted at the Key Club.

But he might have been drowning his sorrows in alcohol because he was definitely not trying to pull any work with that stained ass shirt. It looks like he just got through eating a burger from Carl’s Jr. and didn’t get none in his face, it just went all over the place.

More below on why Romo and Simpson broke up….

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Jessica Tribute: Tony Romo Broke Up With Her :-(

Damn, this a tragic day in sports history…Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson like Brenda’s Baby. And the triv part about it was that he did it the day before her 29th birthday. That cold-hearted bastard, how could he leave those?

Tis tuff for all of us. No longer will she grace the JerseyChaser pages as an athlete boo. No more will you see her go from hot, to fat, to hot again. And most importantly… no more ta-ta’s. So in memory of Jessica and all that she has done for the Cowboys organization, the NFL, and sports in general…here is our tribute to her.

Tiger Woods, Tony Romo, And Jessica Simpson Golf…

So this is probably the only golf tournament that Tiger Woods has gone to where he wasn’t the most popular person on the course… matter fact today, he was the third.

That’s because golf’s master was playing with America’s favorite QB, Tony Romo, and lookie lookie who he brought along….Jessica Simpson. And no, she is not wearing a wonder bra… her titties are just that wonderful.

Battle Of The Boo’s: Jessica Simpson vs Kim K

Ahhhh, how we do love the Battle of the Boo’s and coming up for you today we have a heavyweight bout for you and not just because Kim has T&A and Jessica Simpson has some tigobitties. So like always we want to know who’s badder…