Justifiable Caking: McCoy Proposes To Boo
Posted by BROSEFOLOPHOGUS on
January 13, 2010
After years of loving (most likely without gloving), and a professional career awaiting, former Texas quarterback Colt McCoy decided that he had everything he needed in life, except for a wife. McCoy can check that off the list. McCoy proposed to his longtime girlfriend (and fixture around these parts) Rachel Glandorf in one of the most romantic ways possible. Well, romantic in a diehard football kind of way.
McCoy took his boo to Royal Stadium, home of the Longhorns, where a sign flashed on the jumbotron saying “Will you marry me?” Pretty classy move considering that football will be dominating the couples lives for at least the next few years, as McCoy prepares to enter the NFL. But if Colt really wanted to be romantic, he would have took his boo to Universal Studios and proposed to her on the tram ride when Jaws popped out of the water. Now that will make your heart flutter.

Caking Alert: Rihanna & Dodger Matt Kemp Boo’ed Up
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January 6, 2010

I was going to try and clown Dodgers outfielder Matt Kemp for this reckless display of cupcaking with pop sensation/Chris Brown’s old boo Rihanna, but sheeeeeeeeeeit, I would being doing the same thing if given the opportunity cause Lord knows Rihanna fire and desire. The new something-like-a-power-couple were spotted vacationing in Cabo San Lucas and getting extra frisky in the jacuzzi, in which Kemp guaranteed got a hojo underwater.
Some critics are highly skeptical of this relationship laster longer than a piece of flavorful bubble gum. It doesn’t matter how long they remain an item, because one solid nut with a beezy like that can bring memories that last a lifetime.
More shots of the Cabo Cakefest after the jump…
BYD: Stacy Keibler Chillaxin’ At The Beach
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January 3, 2010

Hamburger! The bottom line is Stacy Keibler is the rare mixture of both a dime and a true stallion. At damn near 6-feet, with that nice long leg that doesn’t look goofy, the former Ravens cheerleader and WWE starlett is more than your average square can handle, and needs a dude on the level of Superman to properly mash those. Her cheek game is definitely suitable, but nowhere near the Maurice level. I wonder if her mom has got it going on as well?
More pics of Stacy after the jump…
BYD: Megan Fox Gets The Job Done
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December 29, 2009

She isn’t thicker than a snicker, doesn’t have knocks like “who’s there?” and is by no means what we call a thoroughbred, but for some reason Megan Fox shines like a diamond. She is pretty ridic, with a look that implies she likes to get her cakes beaten like a Betty Crocker factory. If you’re a dude and you wouldn’t mash, then you probably like dudes so it doesn’t matter anyways.
More pics of her after the jump…
Brighten Your Day: She’s Work
Posted by Kodackid on
July 13, 2009
You’re about to start seeing us using this term “work,” but don’t get it confused with just a girl being a dime…it’s so much more. All the work we feature is so much more than just a cute face… this title is strictly for the girls that are like Kobe… and actually doin’ work.
These are the women out there that can beat you dudes in the softball and men’s basketball leagues…those dudes that think they have game. Your Candace Parkers, Gina Caranos, Maria Sharapovas of the world. They’re work.
So get ready to see more of them from us because we have some bad ones in the vault just waiting to be seen. For now, just check out our “SKOOL WORK” section and get ready for the “Pro Work” section debut.
PS… You won’t see better looking work than Macie Morrow.
tags: Girls, Work
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The Morning Stretch With Rosa Acosta
Posted by John Krease on
July 7, 2009
Now we don’t brighten your day often with a video, but when we do, you know it is something special. So for you this morning we have Rosa Acosta, the only girl who we’d pay to be our personal trainer, stretching everything out.
You’ve got to love a fit chick…she’s work for sure.
tags: Girls, Rosa Acosta, Stretching
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Wimbledon Battle Of The Boo’s…Quarter Finals
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June 30, 2009
ASU Softball Player…A Maxim Hometown Hottie?!
Posted by John Krease on
June 30, 2009
Now you know softball is our favorite women’s sport out there, so when one of our girls goes onto doing something else, we are behind them 100%!
So here today, we have Bianca Cruz, who played softball at ASU and then for the women’s fast pitch softball league, before she gave all that up to model. And now barely one year later, she is on the cusp of modeling greatness… she has made it into the semi-finals of the Maxim Hometown Hottie Contest…sweet!
So make sure you GO HERE to vote for her to win it all because she’s JerseyChaser’s pick. Or if you really could care less if she wins or not, GO HERE for pics of all the hometown hotties.





