Ho Down! Inside LeBron James’ Party At Tao
Posted by La Rosa Negra on
July 29, 2010
SINCE WE KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO BE TRIPPIN’ ON HARD LEGS (WE DON’T BELIEVE IN $100 HANDSHAKES), WE SENT LA ROSA NEGRA UNDERCOVER INTO THE NOW INFAMOUS LEBRON JAMES PARTY AT THE VENETIAN’S TAO NIGHTCLUB LAST SATURDAY. MS. NEGRA WAS MORE THAN WILLING TO CONDUCT WHAT SHE DEEMED NECESSARY SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH. THIS IS HER STORY:
The formula was easy; you take the city famous for throwing the most crackingest parties in the world, add a host that just happens to be the greatest athlete in the world, and things are bound to be poppin’. It’s not often LeBron graces us regular people with his presence, so when I got word that he would be in Vegas popping bottles all weekend, I knew this would be big.
Our room’s were booked, bags were packed and in a hot miami second we were en route from LA to V town, cuz thats how we do. Saturday night LeBron was to be at Tao inside the Venetian, I knew we should probably get there early, but as usual, my girl was lagging like a fat kid during a conditioning test. Understandable though, it takes time to get ready to see a King.
I didnt want to risk not getting in the club to shake my ass with LeBron, but alls well that ends well, because thats just what we did. The biggest obstacle of the night was by far finding our way through the masses of groupies (both male and female) that filled up the entire lobby.
Normally when it’s merely 2 above average looking chicks trying to get in where they fit in, maneuvering your way into the club is as easy as Sunday mornings. But not when the King is in town…
