BYD: ESPN’s Jenn Brown Hollers At Esquire
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July 14, 2010
It’s no secret that ESPN is rolling with Jenn Brown. The heir-apparent to her fellow Florida Gator Erin Andrews, The World Wide Leader has been grooming Brown, a former softball star at UF, to carry the network on her back and be the new sex symbol. Whilst we definitely wouldn’t mind a shot of her in the always-inspiring birthday suit (break some bread Hef and get it done), this spread she recently did for Esquire should at least get us through the week. Via Esquire, Jenn Brown Twitter
More pics after the jump…
Ortiz Gives Love To Lima After Homerun Derby Win
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July 13, 2010
Following a solid display of dingerage Red Sox slugger and Dominican Republic legend David Ortiz gave one of the more memorable interviews in Homerun Derby history (don’t know if that really means anything but tis whatevs). During his post-Derby interview with the dime that is Erin Andrews, Ortiz took dedicated his victory to fellow D.R. legend Jose Lima, who passed away earlier in May.
Respect.
BYD: Erin Andrews Looking My-T-Fine On Kimmel Live
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April 27, 2010
Hamburger! Is it just me, or has Erin Andrews gotten way dimer since undergoing that “career-threatening” peephole scandal? The current Dancing With The Stars contestant, on loan from ESPN, is becoming a media sensation as a result of that highly-circulated video of her bucky naked, transcending her sports-world stardom into the mainstream. Andrews hollered at Jimmy Kimmel Monday night and brought along her sister, who is a decent red-headed version of EA.
Andrews showed up wearing a tight black dress that almost looked like she was heading to the track (not the one you run around) to make her way in a figure 8 immediately following the interview. Bottom line, you would.
The second part of Andrews interview, where she doesn’t deny a potential fling with her DWTS partner Maks and EA joining Jimmy in a game of scrabble against some young squares after the jump…
Ewww: Dicky V Gets His Groove On With Erin Andrews
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March 15, 2010
Pop Quiz: If you know that a decently dime sideline reporter just went through a horrific incident, where she was videotaped ironing in the nude by some creepy old guy, and you yourself are indeed a creepier older guy, would you try and force her to dance with you (to “Livin’ On A Prayer”) during a basketball game with cameras rolling? Apparently Dick Vitale didn’t have the right answer for this question and Erin Andrews was yet again victimized by a sketchy-looking old head. The video was shot during ACC Tourney last week, when Vitale basically forced Andrews to dance with him as both her face and body were saying, “No thanks old dude.” Andrews played it off decently though, appearing to at least be somewhat entertained, that is of course until she felt a little poke coming through from Dickie V. Via Deadspin
Erin Andrews Speaks On Peeper’s Guilty Plea
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December 16, 2009
EA’s got a little Owen Wilson going on there.
Erin Andrews appeared shook as she met with the media in Los Angeles regarding the guilty plea entered by Michael David Barrett, the man who secretly filmed her on numerous occasions through hotel peepholes. Andrews appeared in court today to speak out against Barrett and demand that he be punished to the furthest extent of the law. Barrett’s stalking crime is punishable by a maximum of 5 years in prison, but given his cooperation, the prosecution is only aiming for a 27 month sentence. We just said damn, that ain’t even half.
This is a huge break for Barrett, considering that Andrews’ legal team claims that the creeper did the same thing with more than a dozen other women. While this may be the case, guaranteed none of them were as hot as Andrews, who claims to still be under some emotional duress, with videos of her naked carcass still floating around the matrix for the world to see. Andrews said she wanted to make sure that this wouldn’t happen to someone else in her position.
The judge in the case still has to review a final report before determining the length of Barrett’s sentence. But the reality is that 27 months will be plenty of time for a few peeps to get in his hole, if you smell what I’m cooking (it smells something like shitty dick). If Barrett is smart he will shave his teeth to resemble a vampire and not wipe his ass for a few years.
Erin Andrews addressing the media following the court proceedings after the jump…
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Creeper Alert: Erin Andrews Peepholer Cops Plea
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December 12, 2009
Michael David Barrett has decided to plea guilty to stalking and has finally admitted to videotaping ESPN dime piece Erin Andrews through altered hotel peepholes on multiple occasions throughout the fall of 2008. Barrett will enter the plea on December 15 in a California Federal courthouse and will face up to a maximum of 5 years in prison for the extreme invasion of privacy. Prosecutors are seeking a reduced sentence of 27 months for Barrett’s cooperation and saving taxpayer’s money for more important things. However the decision is ultimately up to the presiding Judge, and given the magnitude of the crime it is likely that Barrett will get somewhere near the max for taking an obsession just a tad bit too far.
Some perverts out there see Barrett as somewhat of a martyr, going above and beyond the call of duty to give the world an inside glimpse at the hotness of Erin Andrews. Even though what he did was wrong and creepy, this incident helped Andrews skyrocket to the forefront of her industry, into the realm of legendary. But with the emergence of Jenn Brown as a viable contender, Andrews has to get back on her grind to continue her reign on top.
Guaranteed where Barrett is going, he will become someone’s lady friend in just a matter of time. I’m sure if he had it to do all over again, he would have just kept the videos for personal tugging and not tried to distribute it to masses by uploading it on the matrix. The internet may be similar to the Wild Wild West (Kool Moe D version), but information never really goes away, like a mild case of genital warts.
WTF! Lisa Guerrero Latest Peephole Victim?
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October 14, 2009
Well sort of. Actually Guerrero went undercover as a special correspondent for Inside Edition to see if the Nashville Marriott, the same hotel where the Erin Andrews peephole incident went down, had made any changes to their requesting-rooms-next-to-famous-people protocol. This in the wake of the startling revelations that suspected peepholer Michael David Barrett requested and was given a room next to Andrews without her knowledge by hotel staff and proceeded to jimmy her peephole and video her naked without consent.
Apparently nothing has changed at the hotel, as another male Inside Edition correspondent called the Marriott and requested a room next to Guerrero. Unfortunately his request was not granted, but he was given information on Guerrero’s room location that the average square should not be privy to.
