BYD: Victoria’s Secret 2009 Holiday Commercial

Legendary director Michael Bay hit the mark (unlike Pearl Harbor) with this 90-second edition of the 2009 Victoria’s Secret holiday commercial. This extended version only aired during the Vicky’s Secret Fashion Show on December 1, and the shorter version has been running sporadically for a while now. Any time you have a commercial with at least a dime’s worth of dimes, you will certainly get the full 90 seconds worth of my attention. Enjoy!

Perez Hates Miss USA Because She’s Dating Phelps…

Phelps grandma is going around telling people that her grandson is banging Miss California, Carrie Prejean. You know the runner-up in the Miss USA contest who lost because she said she did not support gay marriage.

First off let us take our hat off to Michael Phelps because finally those nine gold medals are doing him some good. Secondly, we are about to go in on Miss California. We think she should have won.

There is nothing wrong with saying you don’t support gay marriage, matter fact most people out there agree with her or else it wouldn’t be outlawed in most states. So who do we blame for all this Perez Hilton, who for some reason was a judge of the Miss USA contest and last time we checked he don’t even like girls.

He was looking at the host Billy Bush harder than he was the contestants. Him picking the winner of Miss USA is like a vegan trying to tell me who has the best hamburger. We’re not rolling. We say he’s just jealous she’s banging Phelps and not him.

Cromartie’s Boo Is A Candy Girl…

We are getting word that Cromartie (San Diego Chargers DB) is dating one of the chicks on the new reality show Candy Girl’s on E!. We even got the video to prove it (below). The two just started dating or at least thats what the shows script says.

In “real life” the girl named Terricka has been married to our dude Cromartie since November of last year. But, thats not the triv part.

The triv part is that rumor is Cromartie has the same problem that Shawn Kemp had, he likes beat bareback too much. Dude has 7 kids with 6 different women and they are all under 3 years old. They need to just do a reality series with him called Baby Momma Drama.

Find out which one is his wife in real life and boo on the show in the clip below…

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And Bynum Says She’s (Rihanna) Just A Friend…

We here some buzz out there that Bynum is dating Rihanna. Well a stalker found Bynum coming out of somewhere today and asked him about her and he said she’s just a friend. O baby you. You got what I need. And he says she’s just a friend and he says she’s just a friend…

So all we have to say to him is yeah right. We don’t believe him. He’s trying to scoop her from Chris Brown. And we hope he knocks her, its about time someone on the Lakers got them an AList boo. They are on the Lakers, the hottest team in the city.

No homo.

And I know you see his whip. Look at the mothersucking rims!

The Bad News Is Boobie Gibson Got Dumped…

So we are getting word in that Boobie Gibson was dating Keyshia Cole for a minute. Word is they met on March 10th out here in LA when the Cavs were playing the Clips. And since then she has been spotted at the Cavs home games PDA’ing with the man they call Boobie. True story.

Maybe she’s the reason that he came out of that little slump he was in. Ain’t nothing like some good moo shu from a bad chick to get your confidence back.

But, there is trouble in paradise. The streets are saying that Keyshia is now dating Manio, you know the soon to be one hit wonder that made the song “Hi Hater”. We like to think of him as the second coming of MIMS. We hope for Boobie’s shots sake that he didn’t get replaced by this guy.

Eva Longoria Gets Fat in a Matter of Hours…

For those of you out there that were scared by this mornings fat pictures of Eva Longoria on the set of Desperate Housewives, you can rest assured that she has not pulled a Jessica Simpson and gained 20 pounds in all the wrong places. That ain’t nothing but a Shallow Hal fat suit she got on.

Despite reports from Perez Hilton, that she is pregs with Tony Parkers love child, they are false. Here are two pictures from her on set yesterday (as you can see she is holding the same light blue jacket in the skinny picture that she is wearing in the fat picture).

And for the record fat or not, she still looks sexy. The extra pounds make her look like Khloe Kardashian.

Somebody’s Boo Got Up-Skirt’d…

So here you have one of our favorite boo’s enjoying a nice outing out with her man and we were just like dame happens.

Now we got the video and we couldn’t see who took the pic, but it had to be taken by a new shoe that has a remote control camera on it because no dude can pull this shot off without being called a lucky asshole by everyone there.

And just in case you still don’t know which of the boo’s got up-skirt’d we have the more embarrassing shot below and this time you see London, you see France, you see this boo’s underpants…

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She Got Paid A Lot Of Money To Take These…