Ghettooh: Marvin Harrison Gets Caught Ridin’ Dirty

It’s always the the quiet ones that you have to worry about. After a season spent not dominating younger opponents due to making the block hotter than July, former Colts star Marvin Harrison was caught riding with a gun in his car after being pulled over for a traffic stop. Allegedly Harrison was spotted driving the wrong way down a one-way street in the same Philly neighborhood where he was accused of trying to murk a dude just a few years ago.

The officer that pulled Harrison over claimed to see him try and hide the heater in his Escalade and proceeded to search the vehicle and recover the weapon, which was registered. Harrison was questioned at the scene but was allowed to bounce from the scene, which apparently means it wasn’t that big of a deal. Harrison is a certified OG in North Philly, holding the streets down comparable to a Marlo type, whilst also embarking on a hall of fame football career as a side hustle.

The Saddest Part Of Championship Sunday

After the initial announcement that former Colts running back Edgerrin James and former Saints running back Deuce McAllister would be serving as honorary captains for their respective old teams on Conference Championship Sunday, my heart started to flutter a bit. I remember both these dudes vividly balling out in the not so distant past but now to see them both out of the game like Arch Bishop Don Magic Juan is a little saddening to say the least. At first the courtesy recognition that the Colts and Saints displayed for their former legends was heartwarming (no Marvin Harrison or Joe Horn love though), but then it just got flat-out weird.

Both men were on the podium during the AFC & NFC trophy presentations and were given the honor of handing over the hardware to their former owners Jim Irsay (Colts) and Tom Benson (Saints). These where the very same men that decided to give both Edge and Deuce the boot even though both men were in differing situations. In Edge’s case, after years of not getting the longterm contract that he had hoped for, instead being franchised like Star Wars, he decided to holler at the Cardinals for that big pay day that the Colt should have given him. Deuce’s career with the Saints was ended due to injury problems, which makes it a little more understandable.

Either way, how awkward is it to watch your former team celebrating a berth to the Super Bowl, that they reached without your services. The Colts have consistently bowed down to Edge, giving him a ring after their Super Bowl XLI victory for all his contributions to the team, even though he had bounced to Arizona. If I was him, I would probably let the ring appreciate and then slang that thang to the highest bidder.

LOL: Bill Belichick Calls Pats Fans Before Jets Game

Some crafty Pats fan out there did this spoof video mocking Jets head coach Rex Ryan’s now legendary call to fans before their Week 2 win against the Patriots. The impersonation is pretty solid and worth a listen.

Spotted: Rush Limbaugh At The Colts-Patriots Game

Holler Back: Seahawks Release Edgerrin James

Tis Tough. After a career worthy of Hall of Fame recognition, Edgerrin James is getting phased out like DVD players. The Legend was released by the Seahawks Tuesday, following a shaky half-season with the team. The 31-year old running back currently in his 11th season, was ineffective in his 7 games with the Seahawks, registering 125 rush yards on 46 attempts with no touchdowns. This is easily James’ worst season of his career, which has being going downhill like Picabo Street since he bounced from the Colts following the 2005 season, after years of getting the franchise tag.

Edge was released by the Cardinals after 3 disappointing seasons with the team earlier this season, but was instrumental in the Super Bowl run last year. With very minimal interest from other teams around the NFL, seeing Edge again this season, if ever again, is questionable at this point. If James is indeed donezo, his 12,246 rushing yards are good enough for 10th all-time and his 82.7 rush yards per game is 12th.

WTF! Jeff Fisher Super “Manning” In Peyton’s Jersey?

In attempt to let the AFC South’s perennial kings know that he will be available following this miserable season with the Titans, Jeff Fisher decided to rock a Peyton Manning Colts jersey whilst supermanning that ho. Jk. Coach Fisher was actually rocking the jersey in honor of some event in Nashville, that he introduced Tony Dungy at. Since Fisher doesn’t have a ring and Dungy does, he knew he had to bowdown to the crown. Now that’s Pimpin!

Monday Night Football: Ochocinco In The Stands!

You already know that Miami is cracking, but the Colts-Dolphins game at the newly Buffeted Land Shark Stadium, looked more like the ESPY’s than Monday Night Football. Legends like Jimmy Buffet, J-Lo and Marc Anthony, Venus and Serena, Gloria Estefan, Tiger Woods, Dwyane Wade and Hall of Famers Dan Marino and Bob Griese were all in attendance to see Peyton Manning defeat the Wildcat.

BUT by far the biggest legend in attendance was Chad Ochocinco, who flew in for the game and sat in the stands like a fan. He could have hooked up a field pass, but he decided to just creep into the function and do some solid reporting via twitter. Ochocinco has said that he wants to be the new ESPN and to this point he is becoming locally respected.

Mid Day Movies…We Found The Next DWade

Deuce Bello Dunking: This dude is only a junior in HS and already his boost is unreal…at 6′3 he’s doing dunks that 6′8 dudes would have trouble doing. He’s so nice that he kinda reminds us of a young DWade.

Peyton Manning and KG Wheaties Viral Video: This is hilarious. Peyton Manning is the funniest acting athlete since OJ Simpson in his Naked Gun days. And you got KG as the special guest…you don’t need any other reason to watch.

Alex Smith: This might be the first big hit that we have been able to find and it’s of soft QB Alex Smith jacking up Raiders DE Greg Ellis.