Colt McCoy Gets Wedding Serenade From Teammates

Colt McCoy and his longtime Boo (and Chaser favorite) Rachel Glandorf got married recently in what can be described in a Texas-style wedding. McCoy & Boo were treated to a serenade during the reception by Colt’s best man and former go-to-target Jordan Shipley as well as singer Aaron Watson.

Apparently there was a solid Tim Tebow reference in the song written just for the couple, but we don’t speak country. Unless you’re talking about some Alan Jackson & Kenny Chesney homie.

Justifiable Caking: McCoy-Glandorf Proposal Photos

Awwwww, how sweet are these photos of former Texas quarterback Colt McCoy popping the big question (in order to “pop” a big nut) to his longtime boo, Baylor track legend Rachel Glandorf a couple of days ago. Kudos to her for standing by her man even after he nearly tricked off the Big 12, didn’t win the heisman and got smashed in the Natty game. A fickle-minded beezy might have tried to jump ship after this type of disappointment, but Glandorf has shown that she is down for the cause. As McCoy now prepares for the NFL Draft, about 3 months away, his boo will be planning on how the couple will be spending “THEIR” cheese. Not a bad gig. Via Busted Coverage

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Justifiable Caking: McCoy Proposes To Boo

After years of loving (most likely without gloving), and a professional career awaiting, former Texas quarterback Colt McCoy decided that he had everything he needed in life, except for a wife. McCoy can check that off the list. McCoy proposed to his longtime girlfriend (and fixture around these parts) Rachel Glandorf in one of the most romantic ways possible. Well, romantic in a diehard football kind of way.

McCoy took his boo to Royal Stadium, home of the Longhorns, where a sign flashed on the jumbotron saying “Will you marry me?” Pretty classy move considering that football will be dominating the couples lives for at least the next few years, as McCoy prepares to enter the NFL. But if Colt really wanted to be romantic, he would have took his boo to Universal Studios and proposed to her on the tram ride when Jaws popped out of the water. Now that will make your heart flutter.

Mark Ingram Cries During Heisman Speech

Even though Mark Ingram was crying during his Heisman acceptance speech, my momma told me to never clown a man that is built like a pit bull dog. Ingram won by the slimmest margin in the history of the award, edging out Stanford running back Toby Gerhart, in what amounted to be a winner-by-default type of situation this year. Mark Ingram definitely did work this year in helping ‘Bama reach the BCS title game but Toby Gerhart was a beast all season. Gerhart also put up way better numbers this season than Ingram, leading the nation in scoring (160 points), rushing yards (1,753) and rushing touchdowns (26)…At Stanford no less. At a school known for squares (some a little more freaky than others), Gerhart dominated defenses with an old school style, and a got his team within a few games of a Pac-10 championship.

Colt McCoy went into Championship weekend the favorite, but his nasty performance against Nebraksa was overshadowed by the dominance of Ndamukong Suh, who came a second short of single-handedly getting his team the upset. For his efforts Suh did win the southwest region vote finishing behind McCoy in the overall voting. Even though he didn’t win the most prestigious award in college football, it can be argued that the signing bonus award he’s going to win for being the top pick in the draft, will probably make him feel a little better.

Florida quarterback Tim Tebow received a courtesy trip to the festivities, finishing fifth in the voting after Florida tricked off their chance to be one of the greatest dynasties in college football history. Tebow still has the chance for redemption with a meeting against a Brian Kelly-less undefeated Cinncinati squad, but crowning him the all-time king of college football is all but a memory now.

Colt McCoy Has Time Management Issues

Via ESPN

Heisman finalist and Texas quarterback Colt McCoy’s argument that he was confident that there was one second remaining in his team’s Big 12 Championship win against Nebraska doesn’t seem too convincing. In this interview he did with ESPN he says he looked up at the clock and there was 11 seconds remaining, so he knew he had time to get off a play that he claims his team normally runs in 12 seconds during practice.

Sounds good except for the fact that when McCoy snapped the ball there was only a shade under 7 seconds remaining, before he scrambled towards the sideline and floated the pass out of bounds as time expired. Even if there was 11 seconds remaining like McCoy claims to have seen, running a play that normally takes a second longer in practice still would have left him a second short. Not that it matters at this point, but McCoy might as well just admit that he got luckier than Seal did when he knocked Heidi Klum.

Ghettooh: Instant Replay Makes Texas Big 12 Champs

Since everyone already knows the BCS is f*cked up like a junky on pay day, it’s a pretty sure bet that Texas will get the courtesy invite to the Natty game after their nasty 13-12 win against Nebraska in the Big 12 Championship game. Texas got the win due to an extra second added to the clock after quarterback Colt McCoy decided to actually try and get a play off with about 6 seconds remaining in the game.

I do believe in the use of instant replay in helping to come to what is deemed the “right” conclusion. But in this case the ruling on the field should have stood, giving Nebraska the huge upset. McCoy’s decision to throw a floater out of bounds that took a few extra seconds to hit the ground was beyond idiotic and should not have been rewarded with an extra second to kick the game-winner. After the game McCoy claimed that he was aware of how much time was on the clock when deciding to snap the ball, but we call bullshit on that one. Generally that type of boneheadery is punishable by a loss, but the Longhorns will now have the chance to hoist the trophy in Pasadena.

But it is what it is, so for all you ‘Huskers fans out there, tis tough. Video of the controversial play after the jump…

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Colt McCoy Porn Stache Vs Victoria Secret St. Barts

We were having trouble deciding what should be our pic of the day…first we saw Colt McCoy over at the homie BigLeagueScrew’s site and were cracking up.

And then we came across some leaked photos from the Victoria Secret shoot in St Barts on Twitter and it made us start to miss Adriana Lima and Gisele.

So who gets the Crown?…see more pics of them below.

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McCoy Joins Insurance Policy Bandwagon…

So word out of the other ‘A’ is that Texas quarterback Colt McCoy has followed the lead of Sam Bradford and Tim Tebow, taking out a multi-million dollar insurance policy to protect his goods, just in case he ends up like Lance Harbor in Varsity Blues.

It would suck to have your career ended by a freak injury, but it would suck way more to have your boo giving backup John Chiles the whip cream bikini.

McCoy’s policy is worth anywhere between $3 to $5 million, which should be a sufficient amount to pay for all the cheap booze and 2 for 1 lap dances he could handle if he was to become a crip(ple). Must be nice.