In The Face: Chris Kaman Is Dunkbait Of The Year

Dunk Score: 9.4

It isn’t even the All-Star break yet and Clippers center Chris Kaman has already won the award for “Dunkbait of the Year” after getting caught yet again. This time is was a double dose of that pimpin’ as both Terrence Williams and Kris Humphries managed to shart all over his dome during the Nets win over the Clippers Wednesday in Jersey. Kaman has been victimized repeatedly this season and appears to have just given in, allowing any and everybody a free chance to make a poster.

Check out Kaman getting dunked on again in the same game, this time by super-huff Kris Humphries after the jump…

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In The Face: Juwan Howard Bangs On Kaman’s Grill

Dunk Score: 9.3

We just said damn. How the hell is Chris Kaman going to let Juwan Howard’s old ass (37 years old) shit all over his life like that. The dude has been in the league since Charles Barkley was skinny. If you really want to know how old Juwan Howard is then consider this, he was the first player in NBA history to sign a $100 million dollar contract…back in 1996. Apparently Kaman has an affinity for getting banged on.

In The Face: Chris Kaman Gets Banged On…Again

Dunk Score: 9

Everybody knows that Chris Kaman is unathletic, even for a white dude. Sadly Kaman is developing a reputation for getting banged on, worse than CJ from Grand Theft Auto did when he was inside Rollin’ Heights Ballas territory, after Dwight Howard beasted him Tuesday night. At least Kaman had the presence of mind to realize what was in store and moved his hand out of the way before getting sharted on. Much like Lakers center D.J. Mbenga, known around the Lake Show organization as “Mbanged-on”, Kaman might get his name changed to Chris “Kame-on” if he keeps ending up on the wrong end of a posterizing.

In The Face: Ariza Sheezas All Over Kaman’s Grill

Dunk Score: 9.7

We’ve seen Trevor Ariza deliver these types of demoralizing facials throughout his career, and it never gets old. Chris Kaman has no chance with this one, there is no way that dude can go chest to chest with Ariza, especially when he has a full head of steam and direct lane to the basket. If Kaman was a few inches shorter, he would have got some nuts on his chin and no those wouldn’t be considered chin nuts. Ariza has been doing some work since his departure from the Lake Show. His presence in Los Angeles is definitely missed.

In The Face

Starring Vince Carter as balding man # 1 and co-starring Chris Kaman as balding man #2

Dunk Score: 7

Even though Vince is old with has two arthridic knees and a diminishing boosting ability - he still showed that white men can’t jump with this In The Face on the 26 year old who has the hair of a 72 year old.