LOL: Ocho Cinco Wants You To Get Your Nut Safely

It was a sad day for Bengals fans Sunday, after tricking off what appeared to be an easy win and blowing a golden opportunity to sit comfortably atop the AFC North. But like my therapist once said, “shit happens so get over it.” Hopefully this twitpic that Chad Ochocinco posted a few days ago of the Ocho Cinco condoms makes you feel a little better. Even if your schlong isn’t long enough to get down with these bad boys and you are forced to roll with the extra smedium variety.Via Black Sports Online

BYD: Live From The Playboy Mansion…OchoCinco

Twitter Beef: Shawne Merriman vs OchoCinco

Leave it up to OchoCino to start a twitter-beef with the season not even close to starting. He done already called out Cromartie and the rest of the Chargers’ defense, saying he was going to bust their ass when the Bengals come to town. But Shawn Merriman ain’t no punk…so of course he responded and now the twitter war is on like Donkey Kong. Child Please!

OCHOCINCO: Damnit I didn’t stutter, i never held my tounge before, you heard me loud and clear, and we can get in the boxing ring to

OCHOCINO: Child please, is the word for the day, Shawne Merriman tryin to stop Ocho Cinco, Child Please, better chance at finding Osama!!!

MERRIMAN: Man yall not going to believe how Chad “Ocho Cinco” came at me…im going to finish my workout

OCHOCINCO: Headed to the boxing gym, deal with Mr. Merriman when i return, talking about ringing my neck out, yo lights gone be off permenantly!!!

MERRIMAN: Just got done with my first workout but since OCHOZERO or whatever he calls himself is talking im going extra for the day…Lightsout

OCHOCINCO: Shawne you better stick to making music video appearances, ring that out, this ain’t what you want! Child Please

Chad Ochocinco Gets A Face Tat…

UPDATE: LOL its fake. Damn this negro is thirsty for attention. Players that are good never have to do this to get in the news. Tom Brady be having paparazzi follow him to McDonald’s.

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Courtside Celebrities At The Lakers Game…

The Chad Johnson’s Not So Sick Fit…

Now this is why they don’t be inviting black people to the events. Chad Johnson had the nerve to show up the the ESPN Tribeca film fest in some highlighter pink pants. Now we are all for a little pink here or there, I even used to rock it back in the day when Killa Cam and Dipset where saying “What’s Really Good!”. But, its 2009 now and pink was so ‘06. So Chad please step up your swag.

Ocho Cheapo

You’re Chad Johnson. You make millions. What do you do on the day after Thanksgiving? You hit the big sale at Best Buy of course. And load up. We don’t blame you bro. But what is with the circa 1980 Michael Jackson leather jacket? I guess its true what they say, the ’80’s are back.