Sad: Cavs Facebook Fan Page

Since LeBron’s departure to South Beach the Cavs have made a triumphant return to nastiness, and the team’s facebook fan page has been a constant source of saltiness. With a mixture of solid commentary from both LeBron sympathizers, LeBraters and legitimate Cavs fans debating on how nasty the team is going to be now that the King is gone.

Earlier this week Joey Graham’s (I guess that’s news…right?) signing was announced on the page to an overwhelming sea of salty swordfishes, acknowledging the obvious…the Cavs are going to suck for a while. Tis Tough.

Some of the legendary reaction’s from facebook commenter’s (who’s identity’s have been withheld) after the jump…

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LOL! LeBron James Tiger Woods Commercial Parody

You know the rules. It doesn’t matter how offensive something is, if it’s funny, then it doesn’t matter (see Mel Gibson). The best part is this dude actually looks like the Somalian version of King James.

Jesse Jackson Calls Out Gilbert On LeBron Letter

Besides getting fined 100 stacks by the league for the inflammatory letter directed at LeBron James following his departure from the Cavs, owner Dan Gilbert is also getting heat from the Rev. Jesse Jackson, who correlated the letter to the slave master mentality. Whilst Jackson’s comments may have been a little over the top, they were fairly accurate in describing Gilbert’s blasting of LeBron’s decision to take advantage of his free agency for a better option.

NBA Commissioner David Stern weighed in on the entire LeBron situation, calling Gilbert’s letter a poor decision and fining the Cavs as a result. Stern also tried to be PC on the Jackson comments, calling Jesse a friend but quickly pointing out that he was mistaken in his assertion. The fact is that in his scolding remarks of the Cavs former star, it did appear that Gilbert felt that the Cavs owned King James and quickly bashed the star for making his free will to make his next move his best one.

Video of both Jesse Jackson remarks and David Stern on fining Gilbert after the jump…

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Stephen A. Says LeBron James Headed To Miami

Apparently Stephen A. Smith talked to 19 people about LeBron James’ impending free agency, but it only took one reliable source (who hasn’t done him wrong in 15 years) to come to the conclusion that the King will be heading to South Beach. Smith also claims that Chris Bosh will be joining a Heat squad that already includes All-Star guard Dwyane Wade. Shhheeeeeiiiit!

If this actually comes to fruition, the move would immediately make the Heat a legitimate championship contender. With damn near $50 mill in cap space next season, the Heat have enough cheese to sign 2 max deals, but their pockets may get a little thin if they get got by the sign and trade.

At this point anything is possible, as teams thirstily await the opening of free agency Thursday. Almost every franchise will be making their pitch at King James, as well as to the numerous other ballerticians looking to stack chips like Phil Ivey and them.

The Heat situation looks a little too good to be true, and unlike the Big 3 in Boston, would be a squad with 3 legit hall of famers in their legit primes. Someone’s numbers are going to have to take a dip and it probably won’t be LeBron’s.

Clevelanders Beg King James To Stay With Cavs

We Are LeBron Video

If you were wondering just how thirsty Cleveland is for King James to re-sign with the Cavs, here is your answer. I don’t know if this video is funny or sad, but I do know that Lakers fans have never tried to do anything like this for either Kobe or Shaq (when he was with the Show). All this means is that LeBron must be the greatest. Description of the video and lyrics after the jump…
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Is This The Last Blatant Travel Of Shaq’s Career?

After 17 mostly productive seasons, the NBA’s version of a Brett Favre saga will take place this offseason involving 38-year old Shaquille O’Neal as he decides whether to return for another year. We would say that Shaq is starting to look something like Patrick Ewing did during his days with the Sonics, but the big fella has rings and probably just about one year left of tread on his proverbial tires. Shaq has already played for 6 teams in his career and if he decides to give it a go next season he will likely be playing for lucking number 7, as the Cavs probably won’t be interested in breaking bread with the future hall of famer.

There are probably hundreds to thousands of videos just like this of Shaq traveling ridiculously, or pretty much any NBA player for that matter. The crazy part is that these dudes spend years learning how to not travel only to have to recondition their mind once that make it to the pros.

Internet Legend Clowns Racists & Talks LeBron’s Mom

This dude right here is one of the bigger legends in the history of the burgeoning phenomenon that is Chat Roulette, trying to expose potential racists by rocking the Klan mask and screaming “white power.” For those unfamiliar with the site, you basically log on and video chat with randoms across the world, having the option to either chat with the person that pops up on the other screen or click on to the next option. At this point the site is about 35% Euros and 96% Random sickos yanking their wankers to accomplish some type of sick fetish.

When this dude isn’t rocking the mask, he does manage to offer some keen insight into that nasty rumor involving King James’ Mom Gloria, and the one and only Delonte West. Since we don’t roll with questionable stories involving the MVP or his family members, you might as well listen to what he has to say.

Video after the jump…
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King James & Cavs Trick Off Game 5

Damn King James. Even though the Cavs got smashed like a flip at a DJ Quik concert, the Celtics still need to win one more game before any type of LeBron-bashing can take place. This series is starting to look eerily similar to what happened to the Lake Show in 2008. At that time the Lakers had the best player in the League with a respectable supporting cast but basically got deebo’d by the Celts big 3, who have since began to show the tread of long NBA careers.

The Cavs may be down, but they are not out. The squad may be largely composed of bottom-feeders, but they have a man that can single-handedly will his team to victory as well as an older version of Shaq, who hates to lose. Hopefully LeBron realizes that he can’t depend on anyone else on his squad and takes over the series, but after looking at this postgame interview it looks like he’s gotten tired of carrying these dudes and is ready to make his next move his best one.