Brian Dawkins Does Backflip During Pregame Intros

Brian Dawkins is easily one of the biggest legends in NFL history. The hard-hitting safety has made a living out of cracking the shit out of opposing offenses. After 13 solid season in Philly and an unceremonious exit due to the team’s unwillingness to pay the old vet, Dawkins returned to his former home for the first time as an opponent. During the Broncos pregame introductions, Dawkins provided Eagles fans with one of his patented moves to get it going, doing a backflip off the ground before running through the gauntlet.

Dawkins is a beast and one of the main reasons that the Broncos have experienced the success that they have this season. They are one win away from making the playoffs, that may be overshadowed by their 6-0 start and subsequent collapse, which is way more than anyone expected from this team at the beginning of the season.

LOL: Tommy Kelly Would Like To Azz You A Question

Raiders defensive end Tommy Kelly got caught in a compromising situation during the Silver & Black’s upset against the Broncos at Mile High Stadium. During a play Kelly’s pants somehow ended down near his knees, exposing his bare ass for the both the stadium and the World to see. Normally we are not big supporters of seeing man ass, but for some reason it always elicits a giggle or two whenever it happens during an NFL game. Such was the case last month when Bears receiver Devin Hester accidentally showed his bare ass during a Sunday Night Football game.

Video of Tommy Kelly’s moon over Denver after the jump…

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T.O. Congratulates Marshall For Breaking His Record

If I had a record broken, most likely I would be saltier than a Swordfish, but such is not the case with Terrell Owens. After having his single-game receptions record broken by none other than “Baby T.O.” Brandon Marshall, Owens reached out to the Broncos wide receiver on Twitter to personally congratulate him for the honor. Marshall got all up in the Colts defense’s ass like a wedgie with the 21 catch performance, and now has a great chance of continuing his streak of 100+ receptions. Marshall needs 24 catches over the next 3 games to make it the 3rd straight year.

The Broncos are definitely going to have to break bread with Marshall, who’s contract expires at the end of this season. He tried to get a deal done in the offseason and when it didn’t come to fruition, Marshall decided to act up during training camp, getting suspended and demoted for his actions. After a slow start, Marshall has slowly picked up the pace and his 200 yard performance Sunday put him over the 1000-yard mark for the 3rd straight season. So guaranteed he will be asking for his chips, with dip, once negotiations get underway.

Video of Brandon Marshall giving a fan a ball (not from his scrotum) post touchdown catch after the jump…

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OMG! Josh McDaniels Drops M-F Bomb On Live TV

Fans watching the NFL Network’s Thursday Night game between the Broncos and Giants got an inside look at how head coach Josh McDaniels really talks to a bunch of dudes that could all whoop his ass in a one-on-one fight. NFLN cameras caught McDaniels swearing like a sailor as he ripped into his team for their questionable play. Guaranteed someone in the production truck got a McDaniels-like tongue lashing for letting the profanity-ladden harangue make the air, while viewers got a special Thanksgiving treat.

Much like Kevin Garnett, hopefully they will learn to keep mics away from McDaniels unless they are in the hunt for some R-rated material.

(There’s already a remix)

McDaniels legendary response when asked about his thoughts on the M-F bomb making air after the jump…

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WTF! Broncos Still Undefeated

A pregame scuffle over who has the fruitiest looking uniforms. The correct answer would be the Refs.

The Broncos continue to be the biggest surprise in the NFL this season (except for the fact that Jim Zorn still has a job). Monday Night they showed once again why they are the darkhorse (we’re still not rolling) in the AFC with a tough road win at San Diego. Classy. The Broncos improved to 6-0 on the season mainly because of their sick defense and wide receiver and burgeoning return specialist Eddie Royal, who had 2 return touchdowns in the 34-23 victory.

We guarantee Mike Shanahan is somewhere being salty and Jay Cutler is in the windy city with a similar demeanor. Nobody likes it when their former team does better once they’re gone (see Tiki Barber). Meanwhile Josh McDaniels is busy moneying all of Cutler and Shanahan’s old, and young, side beezies. Everybody loves a winner.

Good News, Tony Romo’s Not A Nazi

In case you missed it, there has been a big story brewing in Big D after KDFW, A Fox affiliate (shocker) released video of what they claimed was Tony Romo not knowing it was 4th down. They probably should have just released a video of Jason Garrett calling the same wack play twice and relegating the sickest receiver on the team, Jason Witten, to a blocker. Geez

KDFW’s video was stomped down on by the powers that be over at the real shield, but in an article released on the site they claimed that following the 4th down incompletion, Tony Romo was trying to get some offensive lineman to get ready for another play before realizing that the game was donezo.

Because this erroneous story blew up the Cowboys released the following statement explaining the situation:

As Tony was walking off the field after the fourth down play, he saw that the down marker on the Dallas sideline read 3. As it turned out, the marker was in the process of being changed, sequentially, from the number 4 to the number 1 for the Broncos ensuing possession. The marker on the Cowboys side read 3 temporarily. When he saw the 3, he thought there might have been the possibility of an error on the down count. After asking the officials (holding up three fingers), he then saw the down marker move through the progression from 3 to 2 to 1

Check out the video after the jump and come to your own conclusion.

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Brandon Marshall Suspended For Being An A-Hole…

Technically Brandon Marshall was suspended for “conduct detrimental to the team,” but everyone knows he’s an a-hole. Fresh off winning his case for beating his ex-girlfriend, he comes back and demands to be traded all because he feels the $2.2 million that the Broncos are going to pay him next season isn’t enough.

And instead of just sucking it up and proving he’s worth more, he goes and does this sh*t at practice (video evidence here). Needless to say after that display of immaturity, you will not be seeing him playing in the remainder of the preseason and if he keeps it up, he’ll be suspended for the first 4 games of the season.

Brandon Marshall Innocent…The Girlfriend Sad

We thought Brandon Marshall was going to be a goner for sure. Everybody knows that he had been beating her like she was Tina and he was Ike…. as far back as ‘07. The other day he was looking at two counts of simple battery for whooping on her in ‘08.

And now…he was “innocent” of it all. He’ll get no jail time. He will not be suspended by Commissioner Goodell. He is free as a bird.

We guess we should be happy. So why is it that we feel sorry for the girlfriend, Rasheedah Watley…because we believe her side of the story.

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