Safe For Jerk (SFJ): Rihanna Gets Mini Lap Dance
Posted by BROSEFOLOPHOGUS on
February 23, 2010
Now I’ve been known to enjoy some freaky ‘ish, so seeing Rihanna get a lap dance from an itty-bitty beezy, who just so happens to be the legendary Bridget The Midget, definitely gave me a flutter in my undergarments. Riri is definitely looking qualified to be satisfied in this video, which was shot Saturday as the dime was celebrating her birthday in Scottsdale, Arizona with a crew of peeps that included something-like her boo Matt Kemp. Although the pair have been quick to try and keep their relationship low key, Kemp has done enough caking to make it known that he has locked it down.
Guaranteed Chris Brown is somewhere watching this video with a salty look on his grill. But he has definitely seen enough of the Riri-Kemp caking for a lifetime.
Bridget The Midget, or BTM as we call her, is pretty well-known around the regular-sized people circle for her various acting exploits, including appearing on HBO’s “Cathouse,” which documents the legal side of the Pimp & Ho game. She has also been featured in few adult films, where her actor skills have propelled her to elite level in the midget game.
For all those that like the littler side of things, a couple more shots of BTM after the jump…

