Video: In Brazil Soccer Is GOD…Copa Do Brazil 2009

This is one of the sickest mini-documentaries that we have ever seen. Put together by Nike, they give you a behind-the-scenes look at all the players in Brazil’s top soccer league, playing in the country’s biggest tournament…Copa do Brasil.

With the original sick Ronaldo (we were wondering where he went) as their striker, the team made one of the sickest turn-arounds in the tournament’s history. 10 matches, 900 minutes, all in 6 minutes of video…you can’t ask for much else. Even if you don’t like soccer, you’ll should respect this video.

Video: All Confed Cup Final Goals BRAZIL 3 – USA 2

Lucio Goal (BRAZIL: 3 – USA: 2)

Luis Fabiano #2 Goal (BRAZIL: 2 – USA: 2)

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WTF…The USA Moves On In The Confederations Cup

Update: President Obama will be attending the opening ceremonies of the World Cup in South Africa. Sick! FYI it is June 11th of next year…mark your calendars.

In what had to be the news of the weekend, the USA somehow is going to be moving on to the next round of the Confederations Cup! Them boys had a one in a million chance of making it, but like Llyod said in Dumb and Dumber…”so you’re saying there’s a chance”.

The longshot of them making it was that they had to beat Egypt by at least three goals and Italy had to lose to Brazil by at least three and what do you know, that is exactly what happened. The futbol gods must have been shining bright on the dogs ass that is the USA’s team. Below we have the 3 goals from the Brazil game.

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Goals From The Brazil Ass-Whooping Of The US…3-0

No surprise here… the US got their ass busted by Brazil today, 3-0, in the Confederations Cup. Here we got all 3 goals for you and let us say the 3rd goal is an example of soccer at its finest…It truely is some poetry in motion.

The US is basically out of the cup now that they’ve been beat badly by both Italy and Brazil… and will be eliminated if Italy beats or ties Egypt next game (there’s a 99.9% chance of that happening). On the bright side, Italy does play Brazil on Sunday.

Maxim Work: Synchronized Swimming Brazilian Twins

Bia and Branca Feres – Maxim June

Thanks Busted Coverage for the heads up…

Day Brightener Video…Presenting Andressa Soares

Now we don’t know where this girl got her ass from, but it definitely did not come from her momma. Even if you took JLo’s and Beyonce’s ass and put them together, they still ain’t touching this girls right badonkadonk here. She has got to be around 200 pounds of all thickness. Thank you Jesus for Andressa Soares.

And FYI we got parts two and three of the video below and it only gets better…

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