In The Face: Ray Allen Sneaks Blatche

Dunk Score: 8.8

Ray Allen may not be able to bang out like he use to, but the dude still has a little boost left in his game as evidenced by his sneaking of Wizards forward Andray Blatche. Even Blatche made a half-hearted attempt at beating Allen’s dunk attempt, he is something like a footer (6′11), but is kind of light in the ass (248 lbs). Either way he got caught like Tiger with this one, and Ray-Ray added another victim to the list of dudes his banged on throughout his spectacular career.

In The Face: Chris Kaman Gets Banged On…Again

Dunk Score: 9

Everybody knows that Chris Kaman is unathletic, even for a white dude. Sadly Kaman is developing a reputation for getting banged on, worse than CJ from Grand Theft Auto did when he was inside Rollin’ Heights Ballas territory, after Dwight Howard beasted him Tuesday night. At least Kaman had the presence of mind to realize what was in store and moved his hand out of the way before getting sharted on. Much like Lakers center D.J. Mbenga, known around the Lake Show organization as “Mbanged-on”, Kaman might get his name changed to Chris “Kame-on” if he keeps ending up on the wrong end of a posterizing.

In The Face: D-Rose Shows Why Oden Is Dunkbait

Dunk Score: 9.8

This year there may be more 7-footers getting banged on by guards than ever before. First D-Wade caught Anderson Varejao slippin’ like a moist rubber, D.J. Mbenga has shown numerous times why his nickname around the Lakers organization is “D.J. Mbanged-on,” and now former #1 pick Greg Oden is doing his best to take the dunkbait crown. Oden got shitted on like one of Osi’s boos during the Bulls-Blazers (great video game) matchup Monday night. Derrick Rose went chest-to-chest with Oden and the best of the big man, delivering the demoralizing facial in front of Oden’s friends and family. Somebody wipe his face.

Check out Joakim Noah also sharting on Oden earlier in the game after the jump…

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