In The Face: Derrick Favors Demoralizes Euro Square

Dunk Score: 9.7

Even though the Russian and Jigga man missed out on acquiring services of the one and only LeBron James, the Nets owners have to be somewhat encouraged by 3rd overall draft Derrick Favors. Especially after catching a glimpse of this nasty posterization by favors on some unsuspecting square during an NBA Summer League game in Orlando.

The former Georgia Tech star banged on some Euro Slava Kravstov, which is the main reason why the dunk didn’t receive a higher score. Because as everyone already knows, Euros are traditionally dunk bait material and as such are easy targets to get sharted on.

In The Face: Corey Brewer Strikes Again

Dunk Score: 9.8

After demoralizing Lakers guard Derek Fisher earlier this season in what could have been the dunk of the year if D-Fish was just a little bit taller and then proceeding to get banged on viciously by Tony Allen, T-Wolves guard Corey Brewer is back on the right side of the tracks, yamming all over the life of the Suns 7-foot center Robin Lopez. After Brewer gets the ball on the fastbreak, Lopez does his best to try and get back to block the dunk attempt but finds out that sometimes your best isn’t enough to avoid getting sharted on. Brewer just barely gets the ball over Lopez’s outstretched arms, but finishes with authority. Guaranteed Robin’s brother Brook also felt this horrific facial, as apart of that whole twins sixth sense thingy.

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In The Face: High School Edition

Dunk Score: 9.7

Now what we have right here is Pierre Warren, a senior guard at Marbury High School in Alabama, banging all over the life of some unsuspecting square. Warren is a beast and at only 6′1, has a boost that you can’t help but respect. Basketball is Warren’s 2nd sport as he is more known for his exploits on the football field, committing to Jacksonville State last month where he will join his older brother Wesley, who is also a member of the football team.

This video claims that this dunk is Warren’s last high school field goal and if so, he definitely went out on top. The dude he banged on was completely demoralized, and appears to fall on his face immediately after getting sharted on. Somebody please wipe that dude’s face asap.

In The Face: Ryan Hollins Bangs On Nenad Krstic

Dunk Score: 9.5

Ryan Hollins may be something like a 7-footer, but he still gets up like a Disney/Pixar movie. Hollins has made a name for himself in the League for giving dudes facials and this was the case Friday when the T-Wolves took on the Thunder. Nenad Krstic should have knew better than to try and go chest-to-chest with Hollins, but then again Krstic is a foreigner so he already has a penchant for getting yammed on.

In The Face x 2: Ray Allen Gets Best Of Both Worlds

Dunk Score: 9.1

Ray Allen may be getting up there in age, but he still has a little be left in the tank as displayed by this fastbreak bang-out over Shannon Brown last Thursday. Ray-Ray was probably happy that he didn’t get dealt after rumors circulated that his days in Boston may be numbered. After Brown’s nasty performance in the dunk contest, preceeded by a much-hyped campaign to “Let Shannon Dunk,” it might be time for all those salty at him to join the “Watch Shannon Get Dunked On” campaign. Ray Allen would serve as the founding member.

Later on in the game Allen was a victim of the what goes around comes back around phenomenon as Lamar Odom caught him slipping and banged over him much like Derek Fisher got yammed on by Corey Brewer in the not too distant past. I’m pretty sure that if Allen could have given back his dunk on Shannon Brown, to avoid getting way more demoralized by Odom, he would.

Check out Odom’s dunk after the jump…

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In The Face: Ariza Sheezas All Over Okur’s Life

Dunk Score: 9.7

Throughout his career Trevor Ariza has made a name for himself by dunking on many a dude’s grill, so this bang-out on Mehmet Okur isn’t too surprising. Ariza gets so high that he doesn’t even have to dunk, instead just throwing it through the rim, which is more embarrassing then actually getting dunked on. Okur got caught in no-man’s land, and there was really nothing that he could do to avoid the inevitable. Somebody please wipe Okur’s face.

Carmelo sneaking LeBron as the King tries to run him down from behind and beat his shiznit after the jump…

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In The Face: Chris Kaman Is Dunkbait Of The Year

Dunk Score: 9.4

It isn’t even the All-Star break yet and Clippers center Chris Kaman has already won the award for “Dunkbait of the Year” after getting caught yet again. This time is was a double dose of that pimpin’ as both Terrence Williams and Kris Humphries managed to shart all over his dome during the Nets win over the Clippers Wednesday in Jersey. Kaman has been victimized repeatedly this season and appears to have just given in, allowing any and everybody a free chance to make a poster.

Check out Kaman getting dunked on again in the same game, this time by super-huff Kris Humphries after the jump…

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In The Face: White Men Can Jump

Dunk Score: 9.5

Now what we have right here is a classic example of white-on-white violence, and one of the rare times when a white dude not only bangs out, but manages to catch another white dude slipping, bashes in his grill and gets the foul. After a banging on like this, the kid who delivered it is definitely worthy of a solid tug from the opposing team’s dimest cheerleader–just as long as she is of legal age to consent or can keep it on the down low…unlike R. Kelly.

The white guy shitting-on each other phenomenon may become an often occurrence, if the shady AABA All-White league actually gets off the ground, but that joint will probably last as long as the average square could with Kim Kardashian. For those unaware, those cakes will ravage you.