Jerry Rice Puts Bay Area Estate Up For Sale

After a Hall of Fame career, setting his fair share of NFL records and making extraordinary catches, it appears the only thing that former 49ers wide receiver Jerry Rice is dropping is the price of his house in the Northern California city of Atherton. Rice’s spot is in San Mateo county, one of the most ballerest areas in the country. Rice is trying to slang his house similar to his equally legendary former teammate Joe Montana, who recently put his Bay Area estate up for a ridic $49 mill, and allegedly he’ll give whoever buys the house a courtesy tug.

The 16,000 square foot mini-palace was built in 2001 and was valued at $22 mill back in 2007. It’s currently listed at about $15 mill which still ain’t that bad but probably. The house has some pretty decent features:

-3 levels, 6 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms with an elevator on 61,320 square foot lot

-7 car underground garage

-Theater room, gym, wine room, crafts room and a game room with a full bar

-Dead Hookers

Check out some more pics of Rice’s crib after the jump…Via Luxist

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Dana Stubblefield Might Be Crazy…Deranged!

Damn, Dana Stubblefied. But like the Archbishop Don Magic Juan once said “these girls will test ya.”

Hammer Helps 49ers Sign Crabtree

After missing the first 4 games of the season and threatening to re-enter the 2010 NFL Draft, 49ers 10th overall draft pick Michael Crabtree finally came to his senses and agreed to a 6-year deal worth $32 mill (17 guaranteed). This was pretty much the same deal that the Niners offered the 2-time Biletnikoff Award winner months ago, but Eugene Parker, Crabtree’s agent, was demanding cheese comparable to what Raiders’ draft pick Darrius Heyward-Bey got. When the Niners essentially told him “negro please!”, Crabtree’s only logical option was to get a deal done, because going back in the draft next year would most likely mean even less cheese.

Parker, who was Deion Sanders agent, enlisted Primetime to mentor Crabtree during the process as well as another familiar face and Bay Area legend, MC Hammer. While many people scoffed at the notion that Hammer had anything to do with this situation, the reality is he is a great person to talk some sense into Crabtree given his financial woes. We are willing to bet he told him to take the money and run, because being broke as a joke, actually isn’t that funny.

Andre Smith In…Crabtree Still Out

So the man with titties just as big as Maria Sharapova’s, Andre Smith, has finally accepted the Bengals offer and sadly for him it was not for how much him and his agent wanted. Sure he’s going to get $21 mill guaranteed and $28 mill total over 4 years with an option to extend the deal if he wants for 2 more years…

But as the #6 pick he was looking for a deal somewhere in between what Sanchez got ($28 mill) as the #5 pick and what Darrius Heyward-Bey got ($23.5 mill) at #7.

So with Andre Smith settling for less money, that only leaves one player drafted in the first round that has not signed a contract yet…Michael Crabtree. Drafted 10th, Crabtree is looking for a deal that is comparable to what Heyward-Bey got.

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Weekend NFL Games…Part Two

Falcons 27 – Chargers 24: The Chargers didn’t play Gates or LT and Sproles was used as much as an exercise bike in Rosie O’Donnell’s crib, so this preseason game really didn’t count. But even without those guys playing, Rivers was still nice… 2 TDs in his first 3 drives and no INTs.

Seahawks 14 – Chiefs 10: This sucks for the Chiefs…Matt Cassel got Tom Brady’d, spraining his MCL and will be out 2-4 weeks. And their backup, Matt Gutierrez, threw for 2 INTs and the Seahawks’ 2nd-string secondary is the opposite of good.

49ers 20 – Cowboys 13: Unfortunately nobody hit the video board in this one, but for some reason we feel like it’s going to cause some sort of controversy later on in the year…it’s bound to happen. But everybody better watch out for the Cowboys because they have a 3-headed monster in the backfield…Felix Jones, Marion Barber, and Tashard Choice. Oh, my!

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MNF: Mark Sanchez…Welcome To The NFL

UPDATE: Shaun Hill will be the starting QB for the 49ers over Alex Smith…

Ravens 24 – Jets 23: Sanchez’s first start was more like a welcome to the NFL party hosted by the Ravens defense. A Pick-6 on his first passing attempt of the night, Markie Mark looked like a college kid playing against the pros. Good thing for Mark his main competition for the starting QB job, Kellen Clemens threw for a Pick-6 and a TD just like him…so the QB race is still on and cracking.

FYI: Philip Rivers is rich biatch! Last night he signed a 6-year extension for around $92 mill…and the sweetest part about it, almost $40 mill of it is guaranteed.

The Weekends NFL Games…Part I

49′ers 21 – Raiders 20: Ahhh, it’s nice to see the Raiders are once again one of the laughing stocks of the league, but this time it’s because of the coaches. On the field they’ve got some talent…Russell, McFadden, and the luckiest man in the 2009 draft…Heyward-Bey. Watch rookie Louis Murphy, who played TE at Florida, end up being the best receiver they’ve got.

Dolphins 27 – Panthers 17: The Dolphins are going to be our 2nd fav team to watch this season (Eagles #1) and its all because of the Wildcat. They broke out the package again this game and ran 4 direct snaps for 18 yards and one flanker pass for 35 yards.

Browns 27 – Lions 10: Stafford is fitting in right with the Lions… On the first play he threw an interception (at least it wasn’t returned for a touchdown). Meanwhile, we still haven’t decided who we want to start at QB for the Browns…Brady Quinn or Derek Anderson. And neither has the Browns coaching staff.

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Vick And Crabtree Causing Noise In The NFL…

We finally have a team that is seriously considering Vick and surprisingly, it is the Green Bay Packers. We’ve been hearing a lot of rumors since the beginning of the week that the Packers are looking into signing Vick and while no one knows how serious things have gotten, at least they are considering it publicly.

This is great news, seeing that 82% of the other teams have turned their back on him like an ugly baby momma. Keep your fingers crossed on this one.

While Vick is on hand and knee begging a team to pick him up, Michael Crabtree is over here holding out on his contract still. We don’t know how much he wants, but the 49ers aren’t willing to pay and his agent says he’s willing to sit out until next season if they can’t come to terms. So Niner fans, don’t hold your breath on this one.