South Regional Semi: (1) UNC vs (4) Gonzaga

UNC 98 – GONZAGA 77

FINAL: Ty Lawon’s foot doesn’t appear to be too shabby after a questionable opening weekend. The Tar Heels guard put in work against the Zags dropping 19 points and 9 dimes as UNC shat on Gonzaga like a german porno. The ‘Heels are looking to be the only non-Big East school represented in the Final Four.

Psycho T displayed his usual magic with 24 points and 10 boards to propel Carolina to a record 99th win in tourney history. Needless to say, they been doing this for years.

The Zags had 4 players in double figures led by Jeremy Pargo’s 16 and Josh Heytvelt’s 14, but it wasn’t enough to prevent an inevitable ass whopping.