Soccer Fan Makes Main Boo Sign World Cup Contract
To ensure that he has the optimal World Cup viewing experience free from unwanted distractions and commentary, one Legend out there decided to create a World Cup contract between him and his girlfriend.
The contract has 10 rules clearly outlining what the girlfriend’s code of conduct should be, mainly that she should be seen but not heard and available to supplement necessities upon command.
There is also a stern warning at the top of the contract that violation of any of the rules and regulations will be grounds for immediate break up.
Unfortunately, there is no rule ordering his girlfriend to come at his balls head first like a soccer star.