NFL Hall of Famer Mike Ditka Doing Promo Work For Product Called “Lift-Off”
When I first heard that NFL hall of famer and former Bears head coach Mike Ditka was signed on to be a spokesman for a product called Mötsenböcker’s Lift Off I immediately thought of another legendary NFL coach, Jimmy Johnson, who does some work for Extenze as a side hustle.
Now I’m not terribly familiar with Johnson’s work with Extenze, because whenever the promos come on I change the channel because it’s a product that I will never need (for obvious reasons), so I thought Ditka was trying to one-up him, by doing work for a product with similar effects for “that certain part of the male anatomy.”
After going to Lift Off’s website, I found out that it has nothing to do with the meat growth industry and is actually stain-removal product, which is actually something that I can use for those unintentional dirt stains that pop up in the undies after a night of some solid clubbing.
Ditka will be making appearances at the Ace Hardware Spring Show April 1-3 in Chicago in case you want to holler at him.