Mavs Holler At David Letterman’s Top 10

The Mavs continued their stunting Thursday, with a lovely parade in Big D to celebrate their 1st title in franchise history and also got the courtesy guest appearance on The David Letterman Show for his daily Top 10.

You never know what you’re going to get when athletes are forced to read a teleprompter or some cue cards, especially via satellite. Let’s just say that reading standard English isn’t generally something that basketball players are good at.

Now project English (see:  Juvenile) is a whole different story.

If you laugh (hard) at any of the Mavs’ Top 10, then odds are you’re from Dallas and/or a square bear (traditionally from Delaware, but present across the globe like 1-ply toilet paper).