IRS Wants Castroneves’ Dinheiro
In the wake of the ongoing recession and a serious need for Uncle Sam to start collecting all his cheddar, the Internal Revenue Service is claiming that legendary Brazilian race car driver Helio Castroneves owes about 2 milli in back taxes from 1999 to 2004. We just say damn…that’s a lot of Bossa Nova homie.
Castroneves is currently in a Miami Federal court as the known haters at the IRS are alleging that the former 2-time Indy 500 champion, along with his sister who was in charge of all the bread and his lawyer tried to stash some rations from the one of the greatest Pimps that ever lived.
Unfortunately everyone’s least-favorite uncle doesn’t play when it comes to some money that is owed…wish it worked the other way around, I’m still waiting for my refund.