In The Face: Marcin Gortat Gownos On Troy Murphy
Dunk Score: 9.8
The last time we heard from Suns center Marcin Gortat, aka “The Polish Hammer,” he was getting banged on by D2 Legend during one of those sloppy lockout games featuring NBA players.
Known as perennial “dunkbait,” Gortat found himself on the delivering end of a nasty facial during the Suns-Lakers game Friday night, catching Troy Murphy slipping like a magnum on a smedium-sized meat.
Somebody send on oversized towel to Los Angeles so Troy Murphy can wipe Gortat’s skeet off of his grill.