How To Pass A Drug Test According To An NFL PLayer

So this comes from legend Tony Mandarich, who used to play for Michigan State back in the day who used to be on the juice and still managed to pass all his test. Here is what you’ll need:

(1) Rubber Doggy Squeaker Toy

(1) Small Hose

(1) Roll of Flesh-Colored Tape

(1) Piece of Chewed Gum

(2) Cups of Uncontaminated Piss

Find how pull off the masterful way to pass a urine test at the Rose Bowl, straight from a tell all book written by the Legend himself Tony Mandarich. They always said the game was to be sold not told.

In the pet area I see this rubber doggy squeaker toy. I get that, then I go to another area and get a small hose, and in the medical area I get some flesh-colored tape. I’m like the Unabomber getting supplies. Back home I rip the squeakers out of the toy, tape the hose into one end and experiment by filling the thing with water.

At the Rose Bowl I taped the toy to my back, ran the hose between my butt cheeks, taped the end to my penis, and covered the hose tip with bubble gum. I had gotten some clean urine from somebody else. The tester stood behind me, couldn’t see anything, and when I removed the gum everything worked fine.”