A Seattle man was arrested this weekend after wielding a hammer and then eventually getting stuck in a basketball hoop–dispelling the myth that white men can’t jump…or get stuck on the rim.
The Seattle police department got a good laugh at the dude’s expense and even took to twitter to offer a thorough clowing:
Shirtless man removed from Cal Anderson basketball hoop. He may be arrested for property destruction, or at least goal-tending.
— Seattle Police Dept. (@SeattlePD) May 2, 2015
If this dude was in the NBA, his name would be Rodney Stuckey (see what I did there?).