Head & Shoulders Lets Troy Polamalu’s Soul Glo
Head & Shoulders announced via press release that they have taken out a $1million insurance policy on the luscious locks belonging to legendary Steeler safety Troy Polamalu. Polamalu has been part of the shampoo company’s successful advertising campaign for some time now, and it sounds like they are willing to break big bread in order to protect their investment.
Polamalu had this to say about the meal ticket reserved for his wig:
Head & shoulders has gone above and beyond by insuring my Samoan locks for a cool $1 million dollars. This reinforces that my full and thick hair is unstoppable.
Although it’s great to hear that Troy’s locks are safe, it’s simultaneously disappointing that girls around the world will not be able to benefit from their thickness, shine and overall beauty.
Head & Shoulders claims that Polamalu’s locks span the length of 100 football fields! That being said, I’m hoping one day, Troy will decide to slang those Samoan locks, either to cancer patients, or to girls like me who will die for a quality weave.