Comedian Says She Walked in on Lance Armstrong Getting Dirt Star Licked in Hotel Bathroom
Comedian April Macie made an appearance on the Howard Stern Show on Monday and shared a truly legendary story about Lance Armstrong being a fan of getting his dirt star licked by random chicks.
Macie shared a story that took place “five or six years ago” at the Peninsula Hotel after a night of partying with Armstrong, his crew and her female friend whom she considered to be an abominable whore woman:
“I went to use the bathroom, and I went in and Lance was bent over a bathtub and she was just face deep in his asshole…I was terrified.
And then he came out and said: ‘Does your friend want in on round two?’ and I was like: ‘Of taint tickling? I’m gonna take a pass’..I think it’s hilarious that he would ask without even knowing my first name—to eat his asshole.
Like: ‘Do you want in on round two? Of asshole eating?…I got pretty for the evening. I didn’t know he was going to ask me to eat his asshole later on.”
As you may recall, Armstrong lost one of his nuts to the struggle in 1996, which may have had some direct impact on his enjoyment of getting his butthole devoured by thirsty chicks.
The timeline for Macie’s story is also of interest, as Armstrong was married to his second wife in 2008, meaning there is a potential for some overlap with this dick star licking incident.