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BYD: Michael Phelps Boo Might Be A Winner

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Swimming legend and notorious bong-hitter Michael Phelps has taken advantage of his shine to snatch up a pretty solid Boo in 2010 Miss California winner Nicole Johnson.

Phelps’ Boo has a little swagger of her own, already appearing in an Inn-N-Out commercial with plenty of other things in the works (sadly no porno at this point but give her some time).

One thing is for certain, if we ever got the opportunity to put some stuffin’ in that muffin, it wouldn’t just be an in and out type of situation.

[Via Huff Post]

Pics of Phelps and Johnson loving each other a little too much while vacationing in Maui after the jump…

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Spotted: Bar Refaeli Plays Tennis (Poorly) For Nike

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In anticipation for the U.S. Open the good folks at Nike held a “Primetime Knockout” event featuring several notable athletes and the dime that is Bar Refaeli hitting the court.Whilst Bar always looks solid, it’s obvious that she is a little uncomfortable on the tennis court and her knees look a little ashy (like Arthur). Via Busted Coverage

(No, that isn’t Mateen Cleaves.)

More pics of Bar balling out after the jump…
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Shaq Serves Charles Barkley In Golf Challenge

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So besides serving his girlfriend fiancee Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander (thus taking a heaping helping of Flava Flav’s sloppies), Shaq is also serving dudes on the golf course, but then again it was only Charles Barkley.  Sir Charles appeared as a guest on Shaq Vs., taking on the Big Diesel in a golf challenge.

Charles Barkley’s nastiness on the links has been well documented, but one would think that with all the time that Barkley spends practicing and playing, he would be able to dominate a 7-footer with no experience.

This wasn’t the case though as Shaq managed to get in Barkley’s ass like a wedgie.

Elin Nordegren Speaks To People Magazine

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Tiger Wood’s estranged ex-wife Elin Nordegren, told People Magazine that “the speculation that I would have used a golf club to hit him is truly ridiculous.” In an exclusive interview Nordegren said  that after months of trying to reconcile their marriage, the high-profile couple realized there were too many trust issues to get back together.

On Thanksgiving night outside their Winderemere, Florida home, Woods drove his SUV over a fire hydrant and into a tree, setting off shocking revelations that golf’s biggest star had been cheating on his wife through multiple affairs.

The couple officially divorced Monday….

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This Chick Sucks…And Not Just At Golf

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Whilst this chick is the definition of sucking at golf, she could probably do a better job of sucking a golf ball through a straw. Just a thought. The Youtube uploader breaks down the video:

I got this at kimballs driving range and the girl in the white missed the ball like 8 to 10 times before she actually hit the ball. I toke this with my droid so the quality sucks. Ignore those people you hear in the background they just nobodys.

It’s obvious this chick is just at the golf course in attempt to get chose by some unsuspecting old square with a lot of bread. Bet she can probably handle some saggy balls, better than a golf ball.

LOL: Shaq Races Tyson Gay

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Shaq continued to add to his athletic lore with last night’s episode of Shaq Vs., which the Big Diesel decided to race the fastest man in America Tyson Gay. Gay has gained a notoriety recently with his upset of Usain Bolt at the Diamond League earlier this month.

Shaq decided to go head-to-head with Gay in an individual race and also participated in a legendary relay race with the likes of former “World’s fastest man” Maurice Greene, NFL stars Chris Johnson & DeSean Jackson as well as NBA star Dwight Horward.

When spotted a 30-meter advantage, Shaq managed to serve Gay convincingly, but Gay was able to redeem himself in the relay and save a little face.

Sports White People Like: Fight Football League

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With a decent mixture of soccer, rugby, football, hockey, basketball and a mosh pit, the Fight Football League ain’t for the faint of heart or athlete’s that like to participate in sofT (with a capital “T”) sports like golf.

The Fight Football League is based on a game that Roman soldiers use to play to train called “Harpastum” and includes ridic amounts hand-to-hand combat during game play.The goal is to throw a soccer-looking ball through a tiny hole extended from the ground. But in between that time, it’s on and cracking as bings are getting handed out left and right.

More video of the Football Fight League in action after the jump…

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Ana Ivanovic On New Track Called “Hurricane Ana”

Filip Filipi – Hurricane Ana (Feat. Ana Ivanovic & Collie Buddz)

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Don’t really know how to feel about this, but still would Ana Ivanovic for sho.

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